Wot kind of idiot came up wiv dese food labels?

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.





On a bar of Dial soap: %26quot;Directions: Use like regular soap.%26quot;





On some Swanson frozen dinners: %26quot;Serving suggestion: Defrost.%26quot;





On Tesco%26#039;s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): %26quot;Do not


turn upside down.%26quot;





On Marks %26amp; Spencer Bread Pudding: %26quot;Product will be hot


after heating.%26quot;





On packaging for a Rowenta iron: %26quot;Do not iron clothes on


body.%26quot;





On Boot%26#039;s Children%26#039;s Cough Medicine:%26quot;Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.%26quot;





On Nytol Sleep Aid: %26quot;Warning: May cause drowsiness%26quot;

Wot kind of idiot came up wiv dese food labels?
Oh, I don%26#039;t know, another question might be %26quot;what kind of idiot spells what as wot, with as wiv, these as dese?%26quot;





(Although, in all fairness, I really did like your list..........)
Reply:You missed a few more, like:





On a packet of nuts in American Airlines: %26quot;Directions: Open packet; eat nuts.%26quot;





Those labels rather prove that more and more people are becoming stupid.
Reply:the idiot who can%26#039;t read English
Reply:One that can spell better than you.
Reply:i don%26#039;t know but i think you struck a chord with your list
Reply:I know, it often makes me laugh too. Especially the childrens medicine! Its like with a guillotine, DO NOT PLACE FINGERS UNDER CUTTING BAR! HELLO I WOULDN%26#039;T DREAM OF IT.
Reply:I have wondered that myself sometimes!
Reply:These are funny but what type of idiot says wiv dese instead of with these???? You i%26#039;m afraid, you spoilt a very funny question with your rage inducing language. God you make me sick the way you talk like that. It it ridiculous and makes you look a complete retarded moron.
Reply:Ummm most of those aren%26#039;t food....





My favourite is when they say %26quot;Free gift inside. No purchase necessary%26quot;. Okay, mistake me if I%26#039;m wrong, but that utterly suggests you can just steal the free gift, %26#039;cos it told you you needn%26#039;t make a purchase... Labels and disclaimers very often defy all common sense.
Reply:i once bought a new eyeshadow and on the back it said %26#039;avoid contact with the eyes%26#039; ??????
Reply:hahahahahahaha





the same idiot who invented the comb for the bald people and the solar powered flashlight.
Reply:have you got nothing better to do
Reply:Someone with as much spelling and intelect as you by the seems of things!
Reply:lol nice one



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