Instructions (Real)?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:


On Sears hair dryer:


Do not use while sleeping.





On a bag of Fritos:


You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.





On a bar of Dial soap:


Directions: Use like regular soap.





Some Swann frozen dinners:


Serving suggestion: Defrost.





On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:


Fits one head.





On Tesco%26#039;s Tiramisu desert:


Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)





On Marks %26amp; Spencer Bread Pudding:


Product will be hot after heating.





On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:


Do not iron clothes on body.





On Boot%26#039;s Children%26#039;s Cough Medicine:


Do not drive car or operate machinery.





On Nytol (a sleep aid):


Warning: May cause drowsiness.





On a Korean kitchen knife:


Warning keep out of children.





On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:


For indoor or outdoor use only.





On a Japanese food processor:


Not to be used for the other use.





On Sainsbury%26#039;s Peanuts:


Warning: contains nuts.





On an American Airlines packet of nuts:


Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.





On a Swedish chainsaw:


Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

Instructions (Real)?
Ha ha good ones. I have some antidepressants and couple of the side effects are: may cause depression, and May cause suicidal thoughts.


Also the sleeping tablets may cause sleeplessness!





:-)))
Reply:Again good ones!
Reply:Ahhh thanks for brightening up my day!
Reply:loved the chainsaw one =)


cheers
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:Ha ha. if those are true that%26#039;s funny
Reply:hehehhe loved these jim, my favorites were On Boot%26#039;s Children%26#039;s Cough Medicine:


Do not drive car or operate machinery.


and


On Nytol (a sleep aid):


Warning: May cause drowsiness





these all rock my friend keep em coming and thanks for the giggles and laughs
Reply:little puggy x haha x
Reply:The Nytol one has had me sniggering for years!!





Thanks again Jim!!
Reply:Hahahahhahaaaa, loved them jim.



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