Excuses, excuses, excuses?

The following were all found in notes written by parents to excuse their children%26#039;s absences from school.





- Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.





- Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.





- Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.





- Irving was absent this morning because he missed his bust.





- Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father%26#039;s fault.





- I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don%26#039;t know what size she wear.





- Please excuse Harriet for missing school yesterday. We forget to get the Sunday paper off the porch. and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

Excuses, excuses, excuses?
nice.......
Reply:Those are the best excuses ever!





Have a star!
Reply:LOL!!!! Those parents need to go to school themselves.
Reply:ha ha the last one was hilarious!
Reply:dang...I should have thought of these of %26quot;excuses%26quot; when I was in school....... hey there a star for you..
Reply:haha i love the last one =]
Reply:SOMEONE POSTED THAT YESTERDAY!!





BUT STILL FUNNY!!!


I%26#039;LL HAVE TO USE ONE OF THOSE EXCUSES!!
Reply:lol..the last one really made me laugh..
Reply:Wrong ones at School,or so it seems.
Reply:HAHA! i love the last one. star!!



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