Mistakes On Shop Labels...UPDATED?

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.





On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.





On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.





On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.





On Tesco%26#039;s Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.





On Marks %26amp; Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.





On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.





On Boot%26#039;s Children%26#039;s cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.





On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.





On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children.





On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.





On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use.








On Sainsbury%26#039;s peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.





On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.





On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.





On a childs superman outfit: Wearing this garment does NOT enable you to fly

Mistakes On Shop Labels...UPDATED?
Absolutely Freaking Brilliant!!!
Reply:Wicked man ... where the hell did u get that from??


Its strange but its well funny
Reply:I SAW THESE ON BORED.COM A WHILE AGO I THINK. IT%26#039;S CRAZY HOW THINGS CIRCULATE THE INTERNET AND END UP SO CLOSELY TOGETHER YET AGAIN
Reply:i%26#039;ve got an idea--an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I%26#039;m talking about.
Reply:Legalities.......how funny!! Thank you for the laughs
Reply:LOL
Reply:i%26#039;ve heard this b4, u should write comments, i saw this on an email and the sarcastic comments wre the funniest!
Reply:COOL! Where did you saw these??? that so freakin%26#039; funny!
Reply:lol funny
Reply:HAHA! very funny..makes me wonder how many people weree stupid enough to do the opposite of those instructions though!
Reply:funny!


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Q. Why are these two similar - Disney and Viagra?





A. You have to wait 30 min for a two min ride!
Reply:On sunflower seed packets: crack open, pop seed in mouth. Duh! Very nice! Thanks for sharing.
Reply:That%26#039;s awesome...some companies just don%26#039;t think about stuff like that i guess. star for you.
Reply:Thats Funny
Reply:Some of them I%26#039;ve heard before, some I haven%26#039;t. They were good!



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