Product Warnings..Joke?

Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products:





Marks %26amp; Spencer Bread Pudding:


Product will be hot after heating.





Packaging for a Rowenta iron:


Do not iron clothes on body.





Boot%26#039;s Children%26#039;s cough medicine:


Do not drive car or operate machinery.





Nytol sleep aid:


Warning: may cause drowsiness.





String of Chinese-made Christmas lights:


For indoor or outdoor use only.





Japanese food processor:


Not to be used for the other use.





Sainsbury%26#039;s peanuts:


Warning: contains nuts.





American Airlines packet of nuts:


Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.





Korean kitchen knife:


Warning keep out of children





Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists:


Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you





New Zealand insect spray:


This product not tested on animals.





Blanket from taiwan:


not to be used as protection from a tornado





Cardboard windshield sun shade:


Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place.

Product Warnings..Joke?
I love this type of thing. Have you seen the compilation of court transcripts? If not I can post them. My favourite: Attorney: %26quot;Which gear were you in at the time of the collision?%26quot;. Defendant: %26quot;Gucci sweats and Reeboks%26quot;.





Edit: Arisa, I%26#039;ve posted the court excerpts here: http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...





Enjoy! I also have quotes from letters sent to local councils in England if you%26#039;re interested!
Reply:These things KILL me. I%26#039;ve seen most of them before, but they are ALWAYS funny. Hey, how%26#039;d you miss the Holiday Inn shower cap? The label says: Fits one head!





I love this stuff. Always cheers me up!
Reply:Yawn. This kind of stuff is old...
Reply:omg, totally hilarious!!!!lmao...i%26#039;ve starred you just once, cuz yahoo wont let me do more, but that was so real funny!!gimme more..
Reply:fantastic! I have tears in my eyes laughing at some of them
Reply:cool
Reply:Talk about stating the obvious!





How many idiots are really out there???????????????





And the question next is - Can they read???????????
Reply:Thanks for cheering me up. If you remember any more PLEASE post them


Cheers. J
Reply:I heard another one about a hot air paint stripper which warned that it was not to be used as a hair dryer!
Reply:HAHAHAHA...





my fav:





Japanese food processor:


Not to be used for the other use.





What in the hell could be the other use?
Reply:Good ones.!!!


Funny.!!!
Reply:brilliant,but i bet people do these things,have a star for making me laugh
Reply:There is no question but many of these warnings made me chuckle. How long did it take for you to compile this lot.?
Reply:Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha - Excellent!!!!


Another Marks %26amp; Spencer special I had once was On the front of the box:-


COOK FROM FROZEN


On the cooking Instructions:-


Defrost thoroughly before cooking


Classic!!!!!!
Reply:i love this one


Korean kitchen knife:


Warning keep out of children





pmsl
Reply:lol lol lol really made me laufgh my fave:


Korean kitchen knife:


Warning keep out of children
Reply:Ha ha ha, but it%26#039;s actually quite sad the lenghts companies must go to to avoid law suits!
Reply:Very funny, thanks for sharing.





My fav.


Hand-held Massaging Device


Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.





Nytol sleep aid:


Warning: may cause drowsiness.


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If you find this old or not of your liking all you have to do is press the backspace key and move on with life. You’re not obligated to answer.
Reply:crickey some of those are really old, but there is some good ones
Reply:GOOD
Reply:Love them!!! My American teacher showed some of these to us in high school:))





My fav is: Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists -


Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
Reply:Way to go Arisa. Just yesterday, this subject came up at work. Ridiculous warnings on products, necessary because of all the ridiculous lawsuits that will follow. The truly sad part of these warnings is it reflects to the rest of the world what the intellect of the typical American must be. Anyway, thx for getting these all together. I printed it so I can show the guys on the train today. Derail



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