True instruction you can see any where???

On Sears hairdryer:


Do not use while sleeping.


(Gee, that%26#039;s the only time I have to work on my hair!)





On a bag of Fritos:


You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.


(The shoplifter special!)





On a bar of Dial soap:


Directions: Use like regular soap.


(and that would be how?)





On some Swann frozen dinners:


Serving suggestion: Defrost.


(But it%26#039;s %26#039;just%26#039; a suggestion!)





On Tesco%26#039;s Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)


Do not turn upside down.


(Too late! you lose!)





On Marks %26amp; Spencer Bread Pudding:


Product will be hot after heating.


(Are you sure? Let%26#039;s experiment.)





On Boot%26#039;s Children%26#039;s cough medicine:


Do not drive car or operate machinery.


(baby drivers only)





On a string of Christmas lights:


For indoor or outdoor use only.


(As opposed to use in outer space.)





On a food processor:


Not to be used for the other use.


(Now I%26#039;m curious.)





On Sainsbury%26#039;s peanuts:


Warning: contains nuts.


(but no peas?)

True instruction you can see any where???
love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!i noticed the M%26amp;S one,and decided it was to stop people from sueing them for not giving them a warning and all...i read something like this happened in the USA a few years ago...


star-ing this %26#039;un!
Reply:Funny...
Reply:Classic! That deserves a star.
Reply:haha that%26#039;s funny!!!!!!


yeah, i%26#039;ve always noticed something like that on the boxes...



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