Excuses, excuses, excuses !!?

The following were all found in notes written by parents to excuse their children%26#039;s absences from school.





- Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.





- Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.





- Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.





- Irving was absent this morning because he missed his bust.





- Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father%26#039;s fault.





- I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don%26#039;t know what size she wear.





- Please excuse Harriet for missing school yesterday. We forget to get the Sunday paper off the porch. and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

Excuses, excuses, excuses !!?
LOL. Maybe a reason why my classmates%26#039; parents do not write letters to my teacher when they%26#039;re kids are absent is because they write like that!!!
Reply:hahahahahahaha
Reply:All good , thanks , and a star for honesty ....have you noticed ? none of them thought of lying ?
Reply:lol lol funny sh!t!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Ha ha ha!
Reply:haha pmsl dats a gd un!
Reply:Interesting!


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Q. How do you spot Ronald McDonald on a nude


beach?





A. He has sesame seed buns.
Reply:Haha! Were the spelling mistakes on purpose?
Reply:Good excuses.
Reply:i love them all especially the last one its hilarious
Reply:I like the last one...



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