Funny Instructions?

On a bag of Fritos:


You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.


(The shoplifter special!)





On a bar of Dial soap:


Directions: Use like regular soap.


(and that would be how?)





On some Swann frozen dinners:


Serving suggestion: Defrost.


(But it%26#039;s %26#039;just%26#039; a suggestion!)





On Tesco%26#039;s Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)


Do not turn upside down.


(Too late! you lose!)





On Marks %26amp; Spencer Bread Pudding:


Product will be hot after heating.


(Are you sure? Let%26#039;s experiment.)





On packaging for a Rowenta iron:


Do not iron clothes on body.


(But wouldn%26#039;t that save more time?)


(Whose body?)





On Boot%26#039;s Children%26#039;s cough medicine:


Do not drive car or operate machinery.


(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)





On Nytol sleep aid:


Warning: may cause drowsiness.


(One would hope!)

Funny Instructions?
lmao you are the best gurl,i read it over and over and i cant stop laughing till now.


that was really good
Reply:Lol thats funny
Reply:Now this is funny.....10/10
Reply:Well its not a question, but it made me laugh.


Some of your comments are so much funnier.


Seriously sign up to be a comedian.


- C*hloe .
Reply:Lol...this stuff is good!!!
Reply:On a package of any hair coloring product:


Do Not Take Internally.





Awww, I thought it would make my hair grow out this color, and I wouldn%26#039;t have to do the stinky touch up!
Reply:Lol your crazy insane girl but I love it!!!
Reply:LOL! I can%26#039;t believe people waste ink saying little things like this! Oh well.........I guess people sometimes need those kind of instructions/ingredients! Thanks, I didn%26#039;t know all of these sayings! The only one I knew was a peanut jar saying %26quot;contains peanuts%26quot;. ( Isn%26#039;t it obvious??? -.- ) Anyway, hope you have a good day! Bye-bye! ^.^
Reply:this is soooo funny, good job
Reply:Excellent.......lol Awesome joke......VERY FUNNY or not
Reply:Ive seen this before but it%26#039;s still hilarious. Now Im wishing more people had bad english
Reply:thats funny
Reply:Haha; Fantastic;
Reply:That was the funniest thing i have ever saw. Some of the comments made me laugh harder than the instructions.
Reply:Lol Those Are Great I Never Thought About Something Like This
Reply:Haha!! I liked the one


Dont turn upside down





Funny, funny
Reply:haha, some of your commets where funnier than the instuctions
Reply:excellent !!!!!!! 1000000/1000000
Reply:HAHAHa i like they made me laugh. good ones!
Reply:haahhaha.. loved it man.. you rock! you have a very nice intelligence and observation.. wonder whats your job :)





one time i read something about microwaves.. they wrote do not cook pets!
Reply:10 lol
Reply:hilarious : )
Reply:lol that was the funniest thing EVER!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!
Reply:ha ha ha those were funny! here is a *





and here is a label on a curling iron that i have:


caution: this product may burn eyes.





who would write that?? i mean seriously??
Reply:brilliant!


a star for you!
Reply:dude that%26#039;s so hilarious now i%26#039;m goin to start reading labels your a genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Reply:those are the best ever 50000/10 i am still laughing



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