Idiotic labels?

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...





On Sears hairdryer:


Do not use while sleeping.


(Gee, that%26#039;s the only time I have to work on my hair!)





On a bag of Fritos:


You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.


(The shoplifter special!)





On a bar of Dial soap:


Directions: Use like regular soap.


(and that would be how?)





On some Swann frozen dinners:


Serving suggestion: Defrost.


(But it%26#039;s %26#039;just%26#039; a suggestion!)





On Tesco%26#039;s Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)


Do not turn upside down.


(Too late! you lose!)





On Marks %26amp; Spencer Bread Pudding:


Product will be hot after heating.


(Are you sure? Let%26#039;s experiment.)





On packaging for a Rowenta iron:


Do not iron clothes on body.


(But wouldn%26#039;t that save more time?)


(Whose body?)





On Boot%26#039;s Children%26#039;s cough medicine:


Do not drive car or operate machinery.


(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)





On Nytol sleep aid:


Warning: may cause drowsiness.


(One would hope!)





On a Korean kitchen knife:


Warning: keep out of children.


(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)





On a string of Christmas lights:


For indoor or outdoor use only.


(As opposed to use in outer space.)





On a food processor:


Not to be used for the other use.


(Now I%26#039;m curious.)





On Sainsbury%26#039;s peanuts:


Warning: contains nuts.


(but no peas?)





On an American Airlines packet of nuts:


Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.


(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)





On a Swedish chainsaw:


Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.


(Raise your hand if you%26#039;ve tried this...)





On a child%26#039;s Superman costume:


Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.


(Oh go ahead! That%26#039;s right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Idiotic labels?
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Reply:brilliant! Have a star, I especially like your little comments after, very amusing
Reply:lol, that was nice, thanks:) I think my fave is the knife one.
Reply:hahahaha brilliant once again!!! pmsl
Reply:The world has gone mad lol
Reply:Excellent.
Reply:The image is smaller than real life and is shown in reverse.


On a vehicle wing mirror.
Reply:kudos :)
Reply:this really brang a laugh!!!!!!!!!





u r a myrical worker!!!


i wuz just havin the worst day till i read this!!!!!!!!!








THANKZ!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:lol Absolutely brilliant!!
Reply:I loved it
Reply:lol, that%26#039;s funny, thanx for the laugh!
Reply:I recently bought a sachet of tuna in a sauce. On the packet it says:


%26quot;Allergy warning - may contain fish%26quot;


MAY contain fish??? I should hope so!
Reply:Ha ha ha!





The sleep aid %26#039;warning%26#039; really got me!
Reply:Ok that actually got me laughing out loud!!!
Reply:awesomeness!! lol =]
Reply:lol I know it seems like people are starting to dumb stuff down for us so much I hate instructions just because I feal like I%26#039;m being talked down to (like lawns mowers say do not use as hedge clippers COME ON who does that?) turns out some idoit tried it and sued the company for not having a warning about that
Reply:wow that was funny and sad at the same time
Reply:hehehehe, very funny!!!!
Reply:I%26#039;d better keep myself %26#039;out%26#039; of children then, I guess
Reply:On a 5 inch fishing lure:


Warning: Harmful if swallowed


(0_o)





Bug Repelant:


Meant to kill bugs


(And I thought it was deoderant)








that%26#039;s all I%26#039;ve ever seen
Reply:those are great!!! star for you, funniest thing i%26#039;ve read all day!
Reply:lol
Reply:Yeah I liked those ,,,well worth the star
Reply:The heater in the waiting room at Ely railway stations has a label that says: WARNING. HEATER MAY GET HOT.



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