Monday, April 13, 2009

Well the would is officially doomed.?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:











On Sears hair dryer:


Do not use while sleeping.





On a bag of Fritos:


You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.





On a bar of Dial soap:


Directions: Use like regular soap.





On some Swanson frozen dinners:


Serving suggestions: Defrost.





Printed on the bottom of Tesco Tiramisu dessert:


Do not turn upside down.





On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding:


Product will be hot after heating.





On packaging for a Rowenta iron:


Do not iron clothes on body.





On Boot%26#039;s Children%26#039;s Cough Medicine:


Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.





On Nytol Sleep Aid:


Warning: May cause drowsiness.





On most brands of Christmas lights:


For indoor or outdoor use only.





On a Japanese food processor:


Not to be used for the other use.





On Sainsbury%26#039;s peanuts:


Warning: Contains nuts.

Well the would is officially doomed.?
Only if you don%26#039;t follow the instructions.!


Please don%26#039;t read this answer if you are under any medication.


Read in a well ventilated area.


Shake well before reading.


This message is only suitable for those over 8 years.


If in doubt consult medical advise.
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