Isn't this kinda sad? here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: (to be continued)?

1. On Sears hairdryer: %26quot;Do not use while sleeping%26quot;. [Gee, that%26#039;s the only time I have to work on my hair]





2. On a bag of Fritos: %26quot;You could be winner! No purchase necessary. Details %26quot;nside%26quot;. [Evidently, the shoplifter special]


3. On a bar of Dial soap: %26quot;Directions: Use like regular soap.%26quot; [And that would be how...?]





4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: %26quot;Serving suggestions: Defrost.%26quot; [But it%26#039;s *just* a suggestion]





5. On Tesco%26#039;s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): %26quot;Do not turn upside down%26quot;. [Oops, too late!]





6. On Marks %26amp; Spencer Bread Pudding: %26quot;Product will be hot afterheating%26quot;. [As sure as night follows the day...]





7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: %26quot;Do not iron clothes on body%26quot;. [But wouldn%26#039;t this save even more time?]





8. On Boot%26#039;s Children%26#039;s Cough Medicine: %26quot;Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication%26quot;. [We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts]

Isn%26#039;t this kinda sad? here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: (to be continued)?
Haha. Here%26#039;s another one..... On a Christmas pudding (Use before 24/12/2007)
Reply:LMAO! I remember seeing somewhere in order for those to be put on a product, 3000 people have had to report injury doing that activity. Scary no?
Reply:hahahaha! sad but funny! thats really interesting :) ill give you a star!
Reply:well.lol
Reply:%26quot;8. On Boot%26#039;s Children%26#039;s Cough Medicine: %26quot;Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication%26quot;. [We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts]%26quot;





Not so funny when you consider some idiot got his child killed by letting her ride a quad bike on the road.
Reply:Oh, I ALWAYS eat my Swanson dinners frozen, and let my 3-year-old drive the car when he has a bad cough!!
Reply:I have just had sent to me the list of the %26#039;Stella Awards%26#039; These are the awards named after 81 year old Stella Liebeck, who, after spilling hot coffee on herself successfully sued MacDonalds. They range from a Carl Truman who received $74,000 and medical expenses after his neighbours car ran over his hand.Apparently he hadn%26#039;t noticed that while trying to steal his neighbours hub caps somebody was at the wheel, to Mrs Grazinski of Oklahoma City,who having just bought a Winnebago, on her first trip home set the Cruise control and then left the driving seat to make some sandwiches at the back, not surprising the the RV left the freeway crashed and was totally destroyed . She sued the company as the manual did not state that she could not do this and was awarded $1,750,000 plus a new motor home. The company has now changed their manual to include this. So is it surprising that company%26#039;s do include what is, to us (hahem!) %26#039;normal%26#039; sensible people instructions which appear frivolous
Reply:bahaaha funny! i like teh little add ons you added =]
Reply:ha ha those are pretty funny
Reply:haha- that%26#039;s america for u. the companies don%26#039;t want lawsuits like when that one guy sued mcdonalds b/c he burnt himself w/ their coffee.omg.lol.
Reply:LOL! thank you, those gave me a perk up and a chuckle.


Gotta ask yourself though...


who, what, how, why!?


sheesh!
Reply:Hilarious!!!
Reply:You can`t be English. Unless you`re submitting these at 7:38 in the morning before you get up to do things. Aren`t you a busy little bee today eh?
Reply:they put them there because it is the law
Reply:I bought a pair of boots. Boots for my feet. The Lable read, %26quot;do not use in the microwave oven%26quot; ....Yah Duhhh, I bought them to use in the rain
Reply:very good lol.
Reply:where the heck did you find these, its great. LOL
Reply:haha my favorite one is that %26quot;on boots childrens cough medicine%26quot; ...





theres also a warning on a knife that says **warning*** %26quot;Keep out of Children%26quot; haha
Reply:haha! I love your little comments after them.



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