Are these thingys funny?

On a sears hair-dryer:


Do not use while sleeping.


(Gee, that%26#039;s the only time I have to work on my hair!)





On a bag of Fritos:


You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.


(The shoplifter special!)





On a bar of Dial soap:


Directions: Use like regular soap.


(and that would be how?)





On some Swann frozen dinners:


Serving suggestion: Defrost.


(But it%26#039;s just a %26#039;suggestion%26#039;?)





On Tesco%26#039;s Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)


Do not turn upside down.


(Too late! you lose!)





On Marks %26amp; Spencer Bread Pudding:


Product will be hot after heating.


(Are you sure? Let%26#039;s experiment.)





On packaging for a Rowenta iron:


Do not iron clothes on body.


(But wouldn%26#039;t that save more time?)(Whose body?)





On Boot%26#039;s Children%26#039;s cough medicine:


Do not drive car or operate machinery.


(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

Are these thingys funny?
On a Swedish chainsaw:


Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.


(Raise your hand if you%26#039;ve tried this...)





lol that%26#039;s funny








tablecloth: directions-unfold and spread over table(what a rip-off! i though it was a bed sheet! o_0)
Reply:They are funny...thanks for sharing
Reply:I like those type of things. A lot of times, the merchandise is packed in another country and the wording gets messed up in the translation.
Reply:These are f-u-c-k-i-n%26#039; terrific!!! You get a star!!!
Reply:there are some dumb things in all of things that would make a person think ooops i did think .......
Reply:they are cute and interesting.
Reply:Not really....but my bathroom heater(that was made for the bathroom) has a warning that it is not to be used in the bathroom!!! Go figure......
Reply:Sears Hair dryer: Disclaimer: funny. Your comment: funny.





Bag of Fritos: Disclaimer: funny. Your comment: funny.





Bar of soap: Instructions: funny, Your comment: funny





Frozen dinner: suggestion: funny. Your comment: funnier





%26#039;Upside down%26#039; desert: disclaimer: funny, your comment: funnier





Bread Pudding: disclaimer: duh! your comment: funny





Iron: disclaimer: funny. Your comment: funnier





cough syrup: funny. Your comment: funnier
Reply:yes funny
Reply:i fell off my chair and i am l%26#039;ing mao!!!
Reply:We have all this labels, because we have some retards that will do this things.............
Reply:It%26#039;s like when the box of condom says %26quot;not for internal use%26quot;
Reply:They are funny, but you comments are more amusing. Thanks for the laughs.
Reply:lmao.. those are so funny.. I can%26#039;t believe how stupid some companies are
Reply:No , I don%26#039;t find it funny at all . It%26#039;s boring and too long.
Reply:No. You%26#039;re lame.
Reply:Its sad to think some of these labels wouldn%26#039;t have to be printed with that info if somebody hadn%26#039;t of been dumb enough to do it in the first place!
Reply:Thats actually kinda funny, and thats cool u were thinking outside the box.
Reply:Yes! Check this one out...





On a folding stroller:


Remove child before storage.


(Gee, I never thought of that...)



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