Know any more signs?

In Honor of Stupid People





In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:





On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.


(Shoot, and that%26#039;s the only time I have to work on my hair.)





On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.


(the shoplifter special)?





On a bar of Dial soap -- %26quot;Directions: Use like regular soap,%26quot;


(and that would be how???....)





On some Swanson frozen dinners -- %26quot;Serving suggestion: Defrost.%26quot;


(but, it%26#039;s %26quot;just%26quot; a suggestion).





On Tesco%26#039;s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- %26quot;Do not turn upside down.%26quot;


(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!





On Marks %26amp; Spencer Bread Pudding -- %26quot;Product will be hot after heating.%26quot;


(...and you thought????...)





On packaging for a Rowena iron -- %26quot;Do not iron clothes on body.%26quot;


(but wouldn%26#039;t this save me more time)?





On Boot%26#039;s Children Cough Medicine -- %26quot;Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.%26quot;


(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)





On Nytol Sleep Aid -- %26quot;Warning: May cause drowsiness.%26quot;


(and...I%26#039;m taking this because???....)





On most brands of Christmas lights -- %26quot;For indoor or outdoor use only.%26quot;


(as opposed to...what)?





On a Japanese food processor -- %26quot;Not to be used for the other use.%26quot;


(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I%26#039;m a bit curious)





On Sainsbury%26#039;s peanuts -- %26quot;Warning: contains nuts.%26quot;


(talk about a news flash)





On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- %26quot;Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.%26quot;


(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)





On a child%26#039;s Superman costume -- %26quot;Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.%26quot;


(I don%26#039;t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)





On a Swedish chainsaw -- %26quot;Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.%26quot;


(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)





Now that you%26#039;ve smiled at least once, it%26#039;s your turn to spread the stupidity.

Know any more signs?
on the back of my Dove hairspray: dont spray in eyes


or behind the Listerene pre-rinse it says: Do not freeze!


i have to give u a star for this one, mine dsnt evn compare!


(thanx 4 the laughs!!)
Reply:haha the sad thing is someone tried this at least once that%26#039;s why they had to put a warning label on it. my fav is on a cup of mcdonalds coffee that says %26quot;Warning coffee is hot handle with care%26quot;
Reply:do not try this....professional driver on closed track


or the chick eating a 5 dollar bill....[dramatization]for a sub commercial
Reply:lol first laugh of the day..........ill be taking more notice of thing from now on
Reply:Okay... that was just awesome.. lmao.. this really just made my day. :)





God Bless You! and may ppl remain stupid so we can laugh at them. haha. just kidding!



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