The Stupidity of mankind?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.











On a Sear%26#039;s hairdryer:


....Do not use while sleeping.


(darn, and that%26#039;s the only time I have to work on my hair.)











On a bag of Fritos:


....You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.


(the shoplifter special?)











On a bar of Dial soap:


%26quot;Directions: Use like regular soap.%26quot;


(and that would be how???....)











On some Swanson frozen dinners:


%26quot;Serving suggestion: Defrost.%26quot;


(but, it%26#039;s %26quot;just%26quot; a suggestion.)











Tesco%26#039;s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):


%26quot;Do not turn upside down.%26quot;


(well...duh, a bit late, huh?)











On Marks %26amp; Spencer Bread Pudding:


%26quot;Product will be hot after heating.%26quot;


(...and you thought????...)











On packaging for a Rowenta iron:


%26quot;Do not iron clothes on body.%26quot;


(but wouldn%26#039;t this save me more time?)











On Boot%26#039;s Children Cough Medicine:


%26quot;Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.%26quot;


(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)











On Nytol Sleep Aid:


%26quot;Warning: May cause drowsiness.%26quot;


(and...I%26#039;m taking this because???....)











On most brands of Christmas lights:


%26quot;For indoor or outdoor use only.%26quot;


(as opposed to...what?)











On a Japanese food processor:


%26quot;Not to be used for the other use.%26quot;


(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I%26#039;m a bit curious.)











On Sainsbury%26#039;s peanuts:


%26quot;Warning: contains nuts.%26quot;


(talk about a news flash)











On an American Airlines packet of nuts:


%26quot;Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.%26quot;


(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)











On a child%26#039;s superman costume:


%26quot;Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.%26quot;


(I don%26#039;t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)











On a Swedish chainsaw:


%26quot;Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.%26quot;


(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

The Stupidity of mankind?
Those were Super! Another Gold Star for ya! Loved the little, one-liners you threw in there! lol.
Reply:ha ha ha ha!!! i love stupid things like this!!!
Reply:ha ha ha funny


thanks for a laugh
Reply:Oh dear! funny though!!
Reply:good one thanks
Reply:Do you ever have time,to actually BUY anything?
Reply:Lol Nice ones!
Reply:fantastic lol.
Reply:hahahaha
Reply:Brilliant
Reply:Which can be found at the ignorant site bored.com i mention that site once a year and a half ago and all hell breaks lose




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