My husband%26#039;s brother has always been somewhat of a trouble maker. He is selfish and a liar to boot. About 5 years ago, he ran off with my husband%26#039;s youngest brothers wife. It did not last long but long enough for her get pregnant. She went back to her husband (who is in a wheelchair from a wreck). They have two children together prior this incidence, and he forgave her for the children%26#039;s sake. Since he forgave her, we all accepted him back in our lives. However, around 6 months ago they were caught in the act again. My husband and I have three children and we do not approve of what he has done. We have not spoken to him since it happened and have cut him off completely. I do not want my children around the trash, and to honest, it is really embarrassing. He thinks he has done absolutely nothing wrong. Now, they are expecting another baby. I could write a book on all the other things he has done in his lifetime. Their mother thinks we are in the wrong. What did you think?
Do you think my husband and I are wrong for cutting his brother from our life?
He%26#039;s not a good influence to your children. I think your doing the right thing, by cutting him out of your life. First, though, make sure your husband approves of cutting his own brother out. If he agrees, I think you should. Well thats just me. It really depends on you, though. Hope that helps!
Reply:its UR choice if u dont want him around ur kids. I wouldnt want him around either. bsides he%26#039;s jus an uncle he aint the daddy
Reply:You need to look out for your household crazy inlaws are a no-no. You don%26#039;t need the disharmony in your life if he wants to be dysfunctional let him keep it in the streets. I say forget him he has nothing to offer your family but chaos.
performing arts network
Monday, April 13, 2009
Know any more signs?
In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that%26#039;s the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap -- %26quot;Directions: Use like regular soap,%26quot;
(and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- %26quot;Serving suggestion: Defrost.%26quot;
(but, it%26#039;s %26quot;just%26quot; a suggestion).
On Tesco%26#039;s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- %26quot;Do not turn upside down.%26quot;
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks %26amp; Spencer Bread Pudding -- %26quot;Product will be hot after heating.%26quot;
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- %26quot;Do not iron clothes on body.%26quot;
(but wouldn%26#039;t this save me more time)?
On Boot%26#039;s Children Cough Medicine -- %26quot;Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.%26quot;
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- %26quot;Warning: May cause drowsiness.%26quot;
(and...I%26#039;m taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- %26quot;For indoor or outdoor use only.%26quot;
(as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor -- %26quot;Not to be used for the other use.%26quot;
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I%26#039;m a bit curious)
On Sainsbury%26#039;s peanuts -- %26quot;Warning: contains nuts.%26quot;
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- %26quot;Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.%26quot;
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)
On a child%26#039;s Superman costume -- %26quot;Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.%26quot;
(I don%26#039;t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- %26quot;Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.%26quot;
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you%26#039;ve smiled at least once, it%26#039;s your turn to spread the stupidity.
Know any more signs?
on the back of my Dove hairspray: dont spray in eyes
or behind the Listerene pre-rinse it says: Do not freeze!
i have to give u a star for this one, mine dsnt evn compare!
(thanx 4 the laughs!!)
Reply:haha the sad thing is someone tried this at least once that%26#039;s why they had to put a warning label on it. my fav is on a cup of mcdonalds coffee that says %26quot;Warning coffee is hot handle with care%26quot;
Reply:do not try this....professional driver on closed track
or the chick eating a 5 dollar bill....[dramatization]for a sub commercial
Reply:lol first laugh of the day..........ill be taking more notice of thing from now on
Reply:Okay... that was just awesome.. lmao.. this really just made my day. :)
God Bless You! and may ppl remain stupid so we can laugh at them. haha. just kidding!
teeth
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that%26#039;s the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap -- %26quot;Directions: Use like regular soap,%26quot;
(and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- %26quot;Serving suggestion: Defrost.%26quot;
(but, it%26#039;s %26quot;just%26quot; a suggestion).
On Tesco%26#039;s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- %26quot;Do not turn upside down.%26quot;
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks %26amp; Spencer Bread Pudding -- %26quot;Product will be hot after heating.%26quot;
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- %26quot;Do not iron clothes on body.%26quot;
(but wouldn%26#039;t this save me more time)?
On Boot%26#039;s Children Cough Medicine -- %26quot;Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.%26quot;
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- %26quot;Warning: May cause drowsiness.%26quot;
(and...I%26#039;m taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- %26quot;For indoor or outdoor use only.%26quot;
(as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor -- %26quot;Not to be used for the other use.%26quot;
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I%26#039;m a bit curious)
On Sainsbury%26#039;s peanuts -- %26quot;Warning: contains nuts.%26quot;
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- %26quot;Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.%26quot;
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)
On a child%26#039;s Superman costume -- %26quot;Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.%26quot;
(I don%26#039;t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- %26quot;Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.%26quot;
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you%26#039;ve smiled at least once, it%26#039;s your turn to spread the stupidity.
Know any more signs?
on the back of my Dove hairspray: dont spray in eyes
or behind the Listerene pre-rinse it says: Do not freeze!
i have to give u a star for this one, mine dsnt evn compare!
(thanx 4 the laughs!!)
Reply:haha the sad thing is someone tried this at least once that%26#039;s why they had to put a warning label on it. my fav is on a cup of mcdonalds coffee that says %26quot;Warning coffee is hot handle with care%26quot;
Reply:do not try this....professional driver on closed track
or the chick eating a 5 dollar bill....[dramatization]for a sub commercial
Reply:lol first laugh of the day..........ill be taking more notice of thing from now on
Reply:Okay... that was just awesome.. lmao.. this really just made my day. :)
God Bless You! and may ppl remain stupid so we can laugh at them. haha. just kidding!
teeth
The Stupidity of mankind?
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sear%26#039;s hairdryer:
....Do not use while sleeping.
(darn, and that%26#039;s the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos:
....You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap:
%26quot;Directions: Use like regular soap.%26quot;
(and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
%26quot;Serving suggestion: Defrost.%26quot;
(but, it%26#039;s %26quot;just%26quot; a suggestion.)
Tesco%26#039;s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
%26quot;Do not turn upside down.%26quot;
(well...duh, a bit late, huh?)
On Marks %26amp; Spencer Bread Pudding:
%26quot;Product will be hot after heating.%26quot;
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
%26quot;Do not iron clothes on body.%26quot;
(but wouldn%26#039;t this save me more time?)
On Boot%26#039;s Children Cough Medicine:
%26quot;Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.%26quot;
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
%26quot;Warning: May cause drowsiness.%26quot;
(and...I%26#039;m taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights:
%26quot;For indoor or outdoor use only.%26quot;
(as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:
%26quot;Not to be used for the other use.%26quot;
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I%26#039;m a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury%26#039;s peanuts:
%26quot;Warning: contains nuts.%26quot;
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
%26quot;Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.%26quot;
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child%26#039;s superman costume:
%26quot;Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.%26quot;
(I don%26#039;t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
%26quot;Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.%26quot;
(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
The Stupidity of mankind?
Those were Super! Another Gold Star for ya! Loved the little, one-liners you threw in there! lol.
Reply:ha ha ha ha!!! i love stupid things like this!!!
Reply:ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
Reply:Oh dear! funny though!!
Reply:good one thanks
Reply:Do you ever have time,to actually BUY anything?
Reply:Lol Nice ones!
Reply:fantastic lol.
Reply:hahahaha
Reply:Brilliant
Reply:Which can be found at the ignorant site bored.com i mention that site once a year and a half ago and all hell breaks lose
beauty
On a Sear%26#039;s hairdryer:
....Do not use while sleeping.
(darn, and that%26#039;s the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos:
....You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap:
%26quot;Directions: Use like regular soap.%26quot;
(and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
%26quot;Serving suggestion: Defrost.%26quot;
(but, it%26#039;s %26quot;just%26quot; a suggestion.)
Tesco%26#039;s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
%26quot;Do not turn upside down.%26quot;
(well...duh, a bit late, huh?)
On Marks %26amp; Spencer Bread Pudding:
%26quot;Product will be hot after heating.%26quot;
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
%26quot;Do not iron clothes on body.%26quot;
(but wouldn%26#039;t this save me more time?)
On Boot%26#039;s Children Cough Medicine:
%26quot;Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.%26quot;
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
%26quot;Warning: May cause drowsiness.%26quot;
(and...I%26#039;m taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights:
%26quot;For indoor or outdoor use only.%26quot;
(as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:
%26quot;Not to be used for the other use.%26quot;
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I%26#039;m a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury%26#039;s peanuts:
%26quot;Warning: contains nuts.%26quot;
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
%26quot;Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.%26quot;
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child%26#039;s superman costume:
%26quot;Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.%26quot;
(I don%26#039;t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
%26quot;Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.%26quot;
(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
The Stupidity of mankind?
Those were Super! Another Gold Star for ya! Loved the little, one-liners you threw in there! lol.
Reply:ha ha ha ha!!! i love stupid things like this!!!
Reply:ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
Reply:Oh dear! funny though!!
Reply:good one thanks
Reply:Do you ever have time,to actually BUY anything?
Reply:Lol Nice ones!
Reply:fantastic lol.
Reply:hahahaha
Reply:Brilliant
Reply:Which can be found at the ignorant site bored.com i mention that site once a year and a half ago and all hell breaks lose
beauty
Why has USA Congress done this ?
Bush Given Authority To Sexually Torture American Children
The %26quot;horror of the shrieking boys%26quot; gets a rubber stamp from the boot-licking U.S. Congress %26amp; Senate as America officially becomes a dictatorship
Paul Joseph Watson/Prison Planet.com | September 29 2006
Slamming the final nail in the coffin of everything America used to stand for, the boot-licking U.S. Senate last night gave President Bush the legal authority to abduct and sexually mutilate American citizens and American children in the name of the war on terror.
There is nothing in the %26quot;detainee%26quot; legislation that protects American citizens from being kidnapped by their own government and tortured.
Yale Law Professor Bruce Ackerman states in the L.A. Times, %26quot;The compromise legislation....authorizes the president to seize American citizens as enemy combatants, even if they have never left the United States. And once thrown into military prison, they cannot expect a trial by their peers or any other of the normal protections of the Bill of Rights.%26quot;
Similarly, law Professor Marty Lederman explains: %26quot;this [subsection (ii) of the definition of %26#039;unlawful enemy combatant%26#039;] means that if the Pentagon says you%26#039;re an unlawful enemy combatant -- using whatever criteria they wish -- then as far as Congress, and U.S. law, is concerned, you are one, whether or not you have had any connection to %26#039;hostilities%26#039; at all.%26quot;
We have established that the bill allows the President to define American citizens as enemy combatants. Now let%26#039;s take it one step further.
Before this article is dismissed as another extremist hyperbolic rant, please take a few minutes out of your day to check for yourself the claim that Bush now has not only the legal authority but the active blessings of his own advisors to torture American children.
The backdrop of the Bush administration%26#039;s push to obliterate the Geneva Conventions was encapsulated b y John “torture” Yoo, professor of law at Berkeley, co-author of the PATRIOT Act, author of torture memos and White House advisor.
During a December 1st debate in Chicago with Notre Dame professor and international human rights scholar Doug Cassel, John Yoo gave the green light for the scope of torture to legally include sexual torture of infants.
Cassel: If the president deems that he%26#039;s got to torture somebody, including by crushing the testicles of the person%26#039;s child, there is no law that can stop him?
Yoo: No treaty.
Cassel: Also no law by Congress — that is what you wrote in the August 2002 memo…
Yoo: I think it depends on why the President thinks he needs to do that.
Click here for the audio.
So if the President thinks he needs to order children%26#039;s penises to be put in vices, there is no law that can stop him and after last night%26#039;s vote, the Senate and Congress, exemplified by sicko 16-year-old boy groomer Mark Foley (R-FL) , has graciously provided Bush its full support for kids around the world to be molested in the name of stopping terror.
Yoo%26#039;s comments were made before the passage of the torture legislation last night. Up until that point Bush had merely cited his role as dictator-in-chief as carte-blanche excuse for ordering torture - now his regime have the audacity to openly put it in writing - going one step further than even the Nazis did.
Again, for those who are still deluded into thinking the extent of the %26quot;pressure%26quot; is loud music and cold water being thrown over Johnny Jihad in Ragheadistan, consider for a moment the fact that your own Congress and President who, according to the Constitution, are mandated to serve you, have just legalized abducting your kids from your home and electric shocking their genitals.
Now that the criminals have declared themselves outside of the law does that mean we%26#039;ll see Bush barbecuing babies on the White House lawn? Of course not, but the policy of torturing children in front of their parents has already been signed off on by the Pentagon and enacted under the Copper Green program and it happened at Abu Ghraib .
Women who were arrested with their children were forced to watch their boys being sodomized with chemical glow sticks as the cameras rolled. Investigative journalist Seymour Hersh says that the U.S. government is still withholding the tapes because of the horror of the %26quot;soundtrack of the shrieking boys%26quot; and their mothers begging to be killed in favor of seeing their children raped and tortured.
Your government has just lobbied for and Congress has passed legislation to discard the Geneva Conventions and mandate all this.
Pedophiles nationwide should rejoice - they can comfortably take a stroll down to the local swimming pool, grab whoever they like, drag them home, rape and torture them, and then in their defense cite the U.S. government as an example of how one should conduct themselves.
The bill also retroactively gives Bush, the Neo-Cons or any of their henchmen immunity from war crimes charges dating back to September 11 . Ask yourself why they would be so careful to protect themselves from accusations of war crimes.
Could that possibly be because they are knowingly committing war crimes?
The legislating of torture itself should be a criminal act. All laws that contradict the U.S. Constitution are null and void. It was once a law that black people were slaves.
Only by engaging in civil disobedience and refusing to tolerate or acknowledge the laws of a criminal regime that has greased the skids for sexually torturing kids can we ever have a hope of returning America to its past glory.
COMMENT ON THIS ARTICLE
Why has USA Congress done this ?
not to mention the secrete prisons
Reply:I%26#039;ve been disgusted by US politics for a while, but that makes me really want to puke.
And no sign of any mass protests and I bet those criminals will mostly be re-elected.
That makes me even more sick.
Reply:If you truly believe the United States, under ANY administration, at ANY time, EVER, is going to start %26quot;abducting your kids from your home and electric shocking their genitals%26quot; - kindly renew your passport and move.
There is no place for you or this type of demented paranoia in a civilized society.
Reply:I dare anyone to try to clamp MY penis in a vise. Ain%26#039;t happening if I have any say in it.
On second thought, might be kinda fun. AEN
Reply:If you really want to make this point, then provide links to the legislation which you are dicussing. Until then this is merely a bias opinion.
Reply:It%26#039;s 7;16 eastern time(night) here in America. what itme is it in Iran.
Reply:Ya better hide.They are after YOU.
Reply:And you believe this?
Reply:You should site some links.
knode-devel
The %26quot;horror of the shrieking boys%26quot; gets a rubber stamp from the boot-licking U.S. Congress %26amp; Senate as America officially becomes a dictatorship
Paul Joseph Watson/Prison Planet.com | September 29 2006
Slamming the final nail in the coffin of everything America used to stand for, the boot-licking U.S. Senate last night gave President Bush the legal authority to abduct and sexually mutilate American citizens and American children in the name of the war on terror.
There is nothing in the %26quot;detainee%26quot; legislation that protects American citizens from being kidnapped by their own government and tortured.
Yale Law Professor Bruce Ackerman states in the L.A. Times, %26quot;The compromise legislation....authorizes the president to seize American citizens as enemy combatants, even if they have never left the United States. And once thrown into military prison, they cannot expect a trial by their peers or any other of the normal protections of the Bill of Rights.%26quot;
Similarly, law Professor Marty Lederman explains: %26quot;this [subsection (ii) of the definition of %26#039;unlawful enemy combatant%26#039;] means that if the Pentagon says you%26#039;re an unlawful enemy combatant -- using whatever criteria they wish -- then as far as Congress, and U.S. law, is concerned, you are one, whether or not you have had any connection to %26#039;hostilities%26#039; at all.%26quot;
We have established that the bill allows the President to define American citizens as enemy combatants. Now let%26#039;s take it one step further.
Before this article is dismissed as another extremist hyperbolic rant, please take a few minutes out of your day to check for yourself the claim that Bush now has not only the legal authority but the active blessings of his own advisors to torture American children.
The backdrop of the Bush administration%26#039;s push to obliterate the Geneva Conventions was encapsulated b y John “torture” Yoo, professor of law at Berkeley, co-author of the PATRIOT Act, author of torture memos and White House advisor.
During a December 1st debate in Chicago with Notre Dame professor and international human rights scholar Doug Cassel, John Yoo gave the green light for the scope of torture to legally include sexual torture of infants.
Cassel: If the president deems that he%26#039;s got to torture somebody, including by crushing the testicles of the person%26#039;s child, there is no law that can stop him?
Yoo: No treaty.
Cassel: Also no law by Congress — that is what you wrote in the August 2002 memo…
Yoo: I think it depends on why the President thinks he needs to do that.
Click here for the audio.
So if the President thinks he needs to order children%26#039;s penises to be put in vices, there is no law that can stop him and after last night%26#039;s vote, the Senate and Congress, exemplified by sicko 16-year-old boy groomer Mark Foley (R-FL) , has graciously provided Bush its full support for kids around the world to be molested in the name of stopping terror.
Yoo%26#039;s comments were made before the passage of the torture legislation last night. Up until that point Bush had merely cited his role as dictator-in-chief as carte-blanche excuse for ordering torture - now his regime have the audacity to openly put it in writing - going one step further than even the Nazis did.
Again, for those who are still deluded into thinking the extent of the %26quot;pressure%26quot; is loud music and cold water being thrown over Johnny Jihad in Ragheadistan, consider for a moment the fact that your own Congress and President who, according to the Constitution, are mandated to serve you, have just legalized abducting your kids from your home and electric shocking their genitals.
Now that the criminals have declared themselves outside of the law does that mean we%26#039;ll see Bush barbecuing babies on the White House lawn? Of course not, but the policy of torturing children in front of their parents has already been signed off on by the Pentagon and enacted under the Copper Green program and it happened at Abu Ghraib .
Women who were arrested with their children were forced to watch their boys being sodomized with chemical glow sticks as the cameras rolled. Investigative journalist Seymour Hersh says that the U.S. government is still withholding the tapes because of the horror of the %26quot;soundtrack of the shrieking boys%26quot; and their mothers begging to be killed in favor of seeing their children raped and tortured.
Your government has just lobbied for and Congress has passed legislation to discard the Geneva Conventions and mandate all this.
Pedophiles nationwide should rejoice - they can comfortably take a stroll down to the local swimming pool, grab whoever they like, drag them home, rape and torture them, and then in their defense cite the U.S. government as an example of how one should conduct themselves.
The bill also retroactively gives Bush, the Neo-Cons or any of their henchmen immunity from war crimes charges dating back to September 11 . Ask yourself why they would be so careful to protect themselves from accusations of war crimes.
Could that possibly be because they are knowingly committing war crimes?
The legislating of torture itself should be a criminal act. All laws that contradict the U.S. Constitution are null and void. It was once a law that black people were slaves.
Only by engaging in civil disobedience and refusing to tolerate or acknowledge the laws of a criminal regime that has greased the skids for sexually torturing kids can we ever have a hope of returning America to its past glory.
COMMENT ON THIS ARTICLE
Why has USA Congress done this ?
not to mention the secrete prisons
Reply:I%26#039;ve been disgusted by US politics for a while, but that makes me really want to puke.
And no sign of any mass protests and I bet those criminals will mostly be re-elected.
That makes me even more sick.
Reply:If you truly believe the United States, under ANY administration, at ANY time, EVER, is going to start %26quot;abducting your kids from your home and electric shocking their genitals%26quot; - kindly renew your passport and move.
There is no place for you or this type of demented paranoia in a civilized society.
Reply:I dare anyone to try to clamp MY penis in a vise. Ain%26#039;t happening if I have any say in it.
On second thought, might be kinda fun. AEN
Reply:If you really want to make this point, then provide links to the legislation which you are dicussing. Until then this is merely a bias opinion.
Reply:It%26#039;s 7;16 eastern time(night) here in America. what itme is it in Iran.
Reply:Ya better hide.They are after YOU.
Reply:And you believe this?
Reply:You should site some links.
knode-devel
What do you Christians think of this ?
Bush Given Authority To Sexually Torture American Children
The %26quot;horror of the shrieking boys%26quot; gets a rubber stamp from the boot-licking U.S. Congress %26amp; Senate as America officially becomes a dictatorship
Paul Joseph Watson/Prison Planet.com | September 29 2006
Slamming the final nail in the coffin of everything America used to stand for, the boot-licking U.S. Senate last night gave President Bush the legal authority to abduct and sexually mutilate American citizens and American children in the name of the war on terror.
There is nothing in the %26quot;detainee%26quot; legislation that protects American citizens from being kidnapped by their own government and tortured.
Yale Law Professor Bruce Ackerman states in the L.A. Times, %26quot;The compromise legislation....authorizes the president to seize American citizens as enemy combatants, even if they have never left the United States. And once thrown into military prison, they cannot expect a trial by their peers or any other of the normal protections of the Bill of Rights.%26quot;
Similarly, law Professor Marty Lederman explains: %26quot;this [subsection (ii) of the definition of %26#039;unlawful enemy combatant%26#039;] means that if the Pentagon says you%26#039;re an unlawful enemy combatant -- using whatever criteria they wish -- then as far as Congress, and U.S. law, is concerned, you are one, whether or not you have had any connection to %26#039;hostilities%26#039; at all.%26quot;
We have established that the bill allows the President to define American citizens as enemy combatants. Now let%26#039;s take it one step further.
Before this article is dismissed as another extremist hyperbolic rant, please take a few minutes out of your day to check for yourself the claim that Bush now has not only the legal authority but the active blessings of his own advisors to torture American children.
The backdrop of the Bush administration%26#039;s push to obliterate the Geneva Conventions was encapsulated b y John “torture” Yoo, professor of law at Berkeley, co-author of the PATRIOT Act, author of torture memos and White House advisor.
During a December 1st debate in Chicago with Notre Dame professor and international human rights scholar Doug Cassel, John Yoo gave the green light for the scope of torture to legally include sexual torture of infants.
Cassel: If the president deems that he%26#039;s got to torture somebody, including by crushing the testicles of the person%26#039;s child, there is no law that can stop him?
Yoo: No treaty.
Cassel: Also no law by Congress — that is what you wrote in the August 2002 memo…
Yoo: I think it depends on why the President thinks he needs to do that.
Click here for the audio.
So if the President thinks he needs to order children%26#039;s penises to be put in vices, there is no law that can stop him and after last night%26#039;s vote, the Senate and Congress, exemplified by sicko 16-year-old boy groomer Mark Foley (R-FL) , has graciously provided Bush its full support for kids around the world to be molested in the name of stopping terror.
Yoo%26#039;s comments were made before the passage of the torture legislation last night. Up until that point Bush had merely cited his role as dictator-in-chief as carte-blanche excuse for ordering torture - now his regime have the audacity to openly put it in writing - going one step further than even the Nazis did.
Again, for those who are still deluded into thinking the extent of the %26quot;pressure%26quot; is loud music and cold water being thrown over Johnny Jihad in Ragheadistan, consider for a moment the fact that your own Congress and President who, according to the Constitution, are mandated to serve you, have just legalized abducting your kids from your home and electric shocking their genitals.
Now that the criminals have declared themselves outside of the law does that mean we%26#039;ll see Bush barbecuing babies on the White House lawn? Of course not, but the policy of torturing children in front of their parents has already been signed off on by the Pentagon and enacted under the Copper Green program and it happened at Abu Ghraib .
Women who were arrested with their children were forced to watch their boys being sodomized with chemical glow sticks as the cameras rolled. Investigative journalist Seymour Hersh says that the U.S. government is still withholding the tapes because of the horror of the %26quot;soundtrack of the shrieking boys%26quot; and their mothers begging to be killed in favor of seeing their children raped and tortured.
Your government has just lobbied for and Congress has passed legislation to discard the Geneva Conventions and mandate all this.
Pedophiles nationwide should rejoice - they can comfortably take a stroll down to the local swimming pool, grab whoever they like, drag them home, rape and torture them, and then in their defense cite the U.S. government as an example of how one should conduct themselves.
The bill also retroactively gives Bush, the Neo-Cons or any of their henchmen immunity from war crimes charges dating back to September 11 . Ask yourself why they would be so careful to protect themselves from accusations of war crimes.
Could that possibly be because they are knowingly committing war crimes?
The legislating of torture itself should be a criminal act. All laws that contradict the U.S. Constitution are null and void. It was once a law that black people were slaves.
Only by engaging in civil disobedience and refusing to tolerate or acknowledge the laws of a criminal regime that has greased the skids for sexually torturing kids can we ever have a hope of returning America to its past glory.
COMMENT ON THIS ARTICLE
What do you Christians think of this ?
Thanx for the effort but the majority of zombies in the good ol%26#039; US don%26#039;t understand your point.
Reply:Way too much kool-aid for you!
Reply:The article is crap. Is that comment enough?
Reply:Ha..Lemme guess?..Your either Muslim or a Democrat
Reply:Dude, He%26#039;s not Your government and Your children wont be malessed.
Why do you peek your nose in someone-elses soup?
None of your business what they doo.
Tell us something for Your government, where you have a right to tell us about.
Reply:I think you are an idiot.
Reply:You can not make statements like this with out backing them up.
Or are you just another spreader of misinformation? Does the DNC pay your way! Or are you just mentally corrupt as well as morally? The only people that would believe this stuff are mentally challenged any way! You should see a psychiatrist or maybe you have a brain tumor? Oh, I fore got! You have to have brain to have a tumor.
Reply:First, it is way too long for anyone to read. Second, %26quot;planet.com?%26quot; Now THERE%26#039;S a legitimate news source that I sure would trust to tell me the truth--NOT! Third, why do you assume all Christians are the same and there is something bad about it? And, last, this is nothing but incredibly ridiculous and lies.
Reply:I think its crap
Reply:You are either a democrat, or Iranian, or terrorist, or a Muslim.
The authors of your article have not read the bill/law just interpreted it to fit their agenda.
Reply:U GAD IT
Reply:You must be a space alien.This crap is too kooky,even for liberal Earthlings.
Reply:Conspiracy nut lay off the kool-aid.
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The %26quot;horror of the shrieking boys%26quot; gets a rubber stamp from the boot-licking U.S. Congress %26amp; Senate as America officially becomes a dictatorship
Paul Joseph Watson/Prison Planet.com | September 29 2006
Slamming the final nail in the coffin of everything America used to stand for, the boot-licking U.S. Senate last night gave President Bush the legal authority to abduct and sexually mutilate American citizens and American children in the name of the war on terror.
There is nothing in the %26quot;detainee%26quot; legislation that protects American citizens from being kidnapped by their own government and tortured.
Yale Law Professor Bruce Ackerman states in the L.A. Times, %26quot;The compromise legislation....authorizes the president to seize American citizens as enemy combatants, even if they have never left the United States. And once thrown into military prison, they cannot expect a trial by their peers or any other of the normal protections of the Bill of Rights.%26quot;
Similarly, law Professor Marty Lederman explains: %26quot;this [subsection (ii) of the definition of %26#039;unlawful enemy combatant%26#039;] means that if the Pentagon says you%26#039;re an unlawful enemy combatant -- using whatever criteria they wish -- then as far as Congress, and U.S. law, is concerned, you are one, whether or not you have had any connection to %26#039;hostilities%26#039; at all.%26quot;
We have established that the bill allows the President to define American citizens as enemy combatants. Now let%26#039;s take it one step further.
Before this article is dismissed as another extremist hyperbolic rant, please take a few minutes out of your day to check for yourself the claim that Bush now has not only the legal authority but the active blessings of his own advisors to torture American children.
The backdrop of the Bush administration%26#039;s push to obliterate the Geneva Conventions was encapsulated b y John “torture” Yoo, professor of law at Berkeley, co-author of the PATRIOT Act, author of torture memos and White House advisor.
During a December 1st debate in Chicago with Notre Dame professor and international human rights scholar Doug Cassel, John Yoo gave the green light for the scope of torture to legally include sexual torture of infants.
Cassel: If the president deems that he%26#039;s got to torture somebody, including by crushing the testicles of the person%26#039;s child, there is no law that can stop him?
Yoo: No treaty.
Cassel: Also no law by Congress — that is what you wrote in the August 2002 memo…
Yoo: I think it depends on why the President thinks he needs to do that.
Click here for the audio.
So if the President thinks he needs to order children%26#039;s penises to be put in vices, there is no law that can stop him and after last night%26#039;s vote, the Senate and Congress, exemplified by sicko 16-year-old boy groomer Mark Foley (R-FL) , has graciously provided Bush its full support for kids around the world to be molested in the name of stopping terror.
Yoo%26#039;s comments were made before the passage of the torture legislation last night. Up until that point Bush had merely cited his role as dictator-in-chief as carte-blanche excuse for ordering torture - now his regime have the audacity to openly put it in writing - going one step further than even the Nazis did.
Again, for those who are still deluded into thinking the extent of the %26quot;pressure%26quot; is loud music and cold water being thrown over Johnny Jihad in Ragheadistan, consider for a moment the fact that your own Congress and President who, according to the Constitution, are mandated to serve you, have just legalized abducting your kids from your home and electric shocking their genitals.
Now that the criminals have declared themselves outside of the law does that mean we%26#039;ll see Bush barbecuing babies on the White House lawn? Of course not, but the policy of torturing children in front of their parents has already been signed off on by the Pentagon and enacted under the Copper Green program and it happened at Abu Ghraib .
Women who were arrested with their children were forced to watch their boys being sodomized with chemical glow sticks as the cameras rolled. Investigative journalist Seymour Hersh says that the U.S. government is still withholding the tapes because of the horror of the %26quot;soundtrack of the shrieking boys%26quot; and their mothers begging to be killed in favor of seeing their children raped and tortured.
Your government has just lobbied for and Congress has passed legislation to discard the Geneva Conventions and mandate all this.
Pedophiles nationwide should rejoice - they can comfortably take a stroll down to the local swimming pool, grab whoever they like, drag them home, rape and torture them, and then in their defense cite the U.S. government as an example of how one should conduct themselves.
The bill also retroactively gives Bush, the Neo-Cons or any of their henchmen immunity from war crimes charges dating back to September 11 . Ask yourself why they would be so careful to protect themselves from accusations of war crimes.
Could that possibly be because they are knowingly committing war crimes?
The legislating of torture itself should be a criminal act. All laws that contradict the U.S. Constitution are null and void. It was once a law that black people were slaves.
Only by engaging in civil disobedience and refusing to tolerate or acknowledge the laws of a criminal regime that has greased the skids for sexually torturing kids can we ever have a hope of returning America to its past glory.
COMMENT ON THIS ARTICLE
What do you Christians think of this ?
Thanx for the effort but the majority of zombies in the good ol%26#039; US don%26#039;t understand your point.
Reply:Way too much kool-aid for you!
Reply:The article is crap. Is that comment enough?
Reply:Ha..Lemme guess?..Your either Muslim or a Democrat
Reply:Dude, He%26#039;s not Your government and Your children wont be malessed.
Why do you peek your nose in someone-elses soup?
None of your business what they doo.
Tell us something for Your government, where you have a right to tell us about.
Reply:I think you are an idiot.
Reply:You can not make statements like this with out backing them up.
Or are you just another spreader of misinformation? Does the DNC pay your way! Or are you just mentally corrupt as well as morally? The only people that would believe this stuff are mentally challenged any way! You should see a psychiatrist or maybe you have a brain tumor? Oh, I fore got! You have to have brain to have a tumor.
Reply:First, it is way too long for anyone to read. Second, %26quot;planet.com?%26quot; Now THERE%26#039;S a legitimate news source that I sure would trust to tell me the truth--NOT! Third, why do you assume all Christians are the same and there is something bad about it? And, last, this is nothing but incredibly ridiculous and lies.
Reply:I think its crap
Reply:You are either a democrat, or Iranian, or terrorist, or a Muslim.
The authors of your article have not read the bill/law just interpreted it to fit their agenda.
Reply:U GAD IT
Reply:You must be a space alien.This crap is too kooky,even for liberal Earthlings.
Reply:Conspiracy nut lay off the kool-aid.
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Should violent young criminals be punished?
I ask this as, in my city, three thugs of fourteen who broke into a zoo and tortured animals are being let off scot-free by the Children%26#039;s Panel (a pathetic group who should be abolished). Americans have the right idea when it comes to boot camps for yobs as surely violent pre-teens and teens have lost the right to be treated like children when they show they are capable of such vile acts. In these boot camps, not only are inmates punished but they are also given therapy so it%26#039;s the best of both worlds really.
I%26#039;d be interested to know what others think about the UK%26#039;s pathetic criminal justice system that surely makes us a laughing stock at times.
Should violent young criminals be punished?
as an American I think that is the funniest thing in the world
they should be locked up in juvie for that and if it happened in america all of the animal rights activists would be finding way to hunt them down lol
the UK is really pathetic (using your word) when it comes to prosecuting minors...
Reply:I quite agree with you and boot camps seem a good idea but what I have read in the past few weeks even those are to soft for some of them. (3 kids hit a man with a burning plank and then put his unconscious body on the bonfire on Nov 5th.) Boot camps are too good for these morons.
Reply:A have three words. Learn them. Learn their meaning.
A Clockwork Orange
It%26#039;s a book on that line. Children are simply nuts! They can%26#039;t be reformed! It simply comes with age... and if it doesn%26#039;t, then they need imprisonment.
But depend on the nature of the crime, I think that children should be punished to an extent. They definitely need mental evaluations. In that case you presented, a degree of punishment was definitly needed. I%26#039;m no fan of PETA, but I%26#039;m no fan of animals in pain, either.
Reply:just kill em all
Reply:Unless your a thug reading this 99.9999999% of the population should agree with your views. I cannot understand why our schools are not pro-active in dealing with the crimminal element before they reach an age of tragic consequences. I also would add a requirement of our schools and parents to start psychological testing %26amp; profiling to help the future of the youth at risk and the safty of us all. Childhood 3 strikes for violent children would be agreeable to most folks that actually want to do something proactive as well??? Just a few points to ponder???
Reply:It%26#039;s the parents fault. I think they should beat the hell out of the kids and put the parents in prison at hard labor. If that doesn%26#039;t work than we go after the grandparents. Thank you.
Reply:That is pathetic. I say give them a shovel and a bucket and forced to clean up the animals droppings.
Reply:^^^pepole like that should be locked up for good,there not kids,there just phyco
Reply:ima 16 yr old felon....
Reply:I think that they should because they could be doing more bad things if you let them go. They might even kill you. Am I scarying you?
Reply:what do you want to do, reward them?
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I%26#039;d be interested to know what others think about the UK%26#039;s pathetic criminal justice system that surely makes us a laughing stock at times.
Should violent young criminals be punished?
as an American I think that is the funniest thing in the world
they should be locked up in juvie for that and if it happened in america all of the animal rights activists would be finding way to hunt them down lol
the UK is really pathetic (using your word) when it comes to prosecuting minors...
Reply:I quite agree with you and boot camps seem a good idea but what I have read in the past few weeks even those are to soft for some of them. (3 kids hit a man with a burning plank and then put his unconscious body on the bonfire on Nov 5th.) Boot camps are too good for these morons.
Reply:A have three words. Learn them. Learn their meaning.
A Clockwork Orange
It%26#039;s a book on that line. Children are simply nuts! They can%26#039;t be reformed! It simply comes with age... and if it doesn%26#039;t, then they need imprisonment.
But depend on the nature of the crime, I think that children should be punished to an extent. They definitely need mental evaluations. In that case you presented, a degree of punishment was definitly needed. I%26#039;m no fan of PETA, but I%26#039;m no fan of animals in pain, either.
Reply:just kill em all
Reply:Unless your a thug reading this 99.9999999% of the population should agree with your views. I cannot understand why our schools are not pro-active in dealing with the crimminal element before they reach an age of tragic consequences. I also would add a requirement of our schools and parents to start psychological testing %26amp; profiling to help the future of the youth at risk and the safty of us all. Childhood 3 strikes for violent children would be agreeable to most folks that actually want to do something proactive as well??? Just a few points to ponder???
Reply:It%26#039;s the parents fault. I think they should beat the hell out of the kids and put the parents in prison at hard labor. If that doesn%26#039;t work than we go after the grandparents. Thank you.
Reply:That is pathetic. I say give them a shovel and a bucket and forced to clean up the animals droppings.
Reply:^^^pepole like that should be locked up for good,there not kids,there just phyco
Reply:ima 16 yr old felon....
Reply:I think that they should because they could be doing more bad things if you let them go. They might even kill you. Am I scarying you?
Reply:what do you want to do, reward them?
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Gasoline in the frying pan (not while cooking...). Can I still use it?
Hey everybody. While I was driving one day, I took a turn too hard and a jerry can with a little petrol in the bottom spilled into a frying pan I had in the car boot. When the car started to smell strongly of gas the next day, I checked the boot and realized there was probably about 15-20 mL of petrol in the frying pan. In my haste to get to work, I pulled it out of the boot and left it outside for 2 days. After I finally brought it inside and washed it vigourously, it still smells like gasoline. Can I still use it? Or has the petrol seeped into the pan somehow to poison me, and my children and my children%26#039;s children? Thanks!
Gasoline in the frying pan (not while cooking...). Can I still use it?
When in doubt throw it out
Reply:Add some cooking oil to pan and heat it , swishing the oil around, this will absorb the smell, dump the oil and dry with kitchen roll, should be OK next time.
Reply:I would try coating it with Dawn dish soap over night then scrubbing it good. Dawn cuts grease and MAY help. You can try the dish washer after that. If it works, you will have to reseason the skillet.
If the smell persists pitch it. Gasoline has probably permiated the skillet %26amp; petrolium products can be bad for your family, but cooking in a skillet with gas in it could be hazzardous to your health.
Reply:it won%26#039;t poison you but will make your food taste like crap!! buy a new pan.
Reply:Man I can buy a GOOD frying pan for way less than one trip to the emergency room. The stress and worry alone about my own health and my children%26#039;s health would far outweigh the cost. I would throw it out and get a new one.
Reply:If you can still smell it then it probably did seep into the pan. Even teflon and silverstone pans are slightly porous. I would toss the pan.
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Gasoline in the frying pan (not while cooking...). Can I still use it?
When in doubt throw it out
Reply:Add some cooking oil to pan and heat it , swishing the oil around, this will absorb the smell, dump the oil and dry with kitchen roll, should be OK next time.
Reply:I would try coating it with Dawn dish soap over night then scrubbing it good. Dawn cuts grease and MAY help. You can try the dish washer after that. If it works, you will have to reseason the skillet.
If the smell persists pitch it. Gasoline has probably permiated the skillet %26amp; petrolium products can be bad for your family, but cooking in a skillet with gas in it could be hazzardous to your health.
Reply:it won%26#039;t poison you but will make your food taste like crap!! buy a new pan.
Reply:Man I can buy a GOOD frying pan for way less than one trip to the emergency room. The stress and worry alone about my own health and my children%26#039;s health would far outweigh the cost. I would throw it out and get a new one.
Reply:If you can still smell it then it probably did seep into the pan. Even teflon and silverstone pans are slightly porous. I would toss the pan.
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Answer these questions?
Whoever gets the most accurate answers, gets 10 points.
1. If Mr Smith%26#039;s peacock lays an egg in Mr Jones%26#039; yard, who owns the egg?
2. Who had the title role in the 1931 movie Frankenstein?
3. You%26#039;ve seen a map of Italy. In which direction does the toe of the boot face?
4.Imagine you are driving a bus. When you start your trip there are an old lady named Johnson and a long-haired kid on the bus. At the first stop the lady leaves and a businessman enters. At the next stop Frankie, a young boy, enters with his little sister. Then three old ladies who have been shopping in the mall get on. After a short trip the long-haired kid leaves the bus and a man and lady enter. Paul with his dog Blue gets on, while Frankie and his sister get off, and, finally, the bus arrives at the bus station. What is the name of the bus driver?
5. Start with three coins: a penny, a nickel and a quarter. Say, %26quot;Tommy%26#039;s mother has three children. The first child%26#039;s name is Penny.%26quot; (Hold up the penny while saying this.) %26quot;The second child%26#039;s name is Nick.%26quot; (Hold up the nickel.) What is the third child%26#039;s name? (Hold up the quarter.)
Answer these questions?
1. The peacock!!
2. Boris Karloff and Colin Clive
3. South-west.
4. Mimi (my name) lol, that one took me a while!
5. Tommy
Reply:1. Peacocks don%26#039;t lay eggs-peahens do
2. The title role was played by Colin Clive, who played the role of the mad scientist Professor Frankenstein, who created a monster, played by Boris Karloff
3. The toe of a boot usually faces forward
4. Your name because you%26#039;re driving the bus (in this case, it%26#039;s me)
5. Tommy
Reply:1- mr jones 2-boris karloff 3-west 4-rick 5-art?
Reply:1-peacock
2-frankenstein
3-west
4-me
5-Tommy
Reply:1. Peacocks...don%26#039;t lay eggs. So if the peacock did lay an egg, I%26#039;d say it would belong in a museum.
2. Since the title implies, %26quot;FRANKENSTEIN%26quot;, I%26#039;d say the title role would have been Colin Clive as Dr. Henry Frankenstein.
3. The toe of the boot faces the Atlantic ocean...so west by southwest.
4. Since I%26#039;m driving the bus, the name of the bus driver would be Debi.
5. Tommy is the third child.
Reply:no one hehehe and no thing 4 all hehehe
Reply:1. No one as peacocks are male.
2. Boris Karloff
3. Southwest
4. The drivers name is the same as mine since I am the bus driver.
5. Tommy
Reply:my 2 pts. say
1.none peacock is the male
2.im not that old
3.looking at it its facing to the left or down?
4.me im driving the bus
5.?
Reply:1. no one, word peacock actually refers to the male bird, while females are peahens, and the young are peachicks
2. The film stars Colin Clive as Henry, as well as horror-film regulars Dwight Frye (as the dwarf Fritz), Edward van Sloan (as Dr. Waldman), and Boris Karloff as the monster Henry creates. The film also features Mae Clarke as Henry%26#039;s fiancée Elizabeth, and John Boles as Henry%26#039;s best friend Victor Moritz.
3 south-west, http://www.lib.utexas.edu/maps/europe/it...
4 Duh, Gordon N because I am driving
5 Tommy
Reply:1. Peacocks don%26#039;t lay eggs
2. Colin Clive
3. South-west
4. Me of course
5. Tommy
Reply:1.Pecocks don%26#039;t lay eggs
2 Colin Clive played Henry Frankenstein
3 West
4 Heather. Its me
5 Tommy
Reply:or we could just leave a short answer and get 2 points.
Reply:1- peacoks don%26#039;t lay eggs so none.
2-Boris Karloff and Colin Clive
3-forward
4-me/your name
5-tommy
Reply:1. peacocks don%26#039;t lay eggs
2. Frankenstein
3. southwest
4. Eric (my name)
5. Tommy,,
Reply:1) the peacock
2)my class teacher
3)i havent seen the map of rome
4)its me,rachit
5)quarter
Reply:1- the peacock is a male...no egg
2-boris karloff
3-left
4- me of course
5- Tommy
Reply:1.peacocks don%26#039;t lay eggs
2. Frankenstein
3. south-west
4. my name. I%26#039;m the bus driver.
5.Tommy
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1. If Mr Smith%26#039;s peacock lays an egg in Mr Jones%26#039; yard, who owns the egg?
2. Who had the title role in the 1931 movie Frankenstein?
3. You%26#039;ve seen a map of Italy. In which direction does the toe of the boot face?
4.Imagine you are driving a bus. When you start your trip there are an old lady named Johnson and a long-haired kid on the bus. At the first stop the lady leaves and a businessman enters. At the next stop Frankie, a young boy, enters with his little sister. Then three old ladies who have been shopping in the mall get on. After a short trip the long-haired kid leaves the bus and a man and lady enter. Paul with his dog Blue gets on, while Frankie and his sister get off, and, finally, the bus arrives at the bus station. What is the name of the bus driver?
5. Start with three coins: a penny, a nickel and a quarter. Say, %26quot;Tommy%26#039;s mother has three children. The first child%26#039;s name is Penny.%26quot; (Hold up the penny while saying this.) %26quot;The second child%26#039;s name is Nick.%26quot; (Hold up the nickel.) What is the third child%26#039;s name? (Hold up the quarter.)
Answer these questions?
1. The peacock!!
2. Boris Karloff and Colin Clive
3. South-west.
4. Mimi (my name) lol, that one took me a while!
5. Tommy
Reply:1. Peacocks don%26#039;t lay eggs-peahens do
2. The title role was played by Colin Clive, who played the role of the mad scientist Professor Frankenstein, who created a monster, played by Boris Karloff
3. The toe of a boot usually faces forward
4. Your name because you%26#039;re driving the bus (in this case, it%26#039;s me)
5. Tommy
Reply:1- mr jones 2-boris karloff 3-west 4-rick 5-art?
Reply:1-peacock
2-frankenstein
3-west
4-me
5-Tommy
Reply:1. Peacocks...don%26#039;t lay eggs. So if the peacock did lay an egg, I%26#039;d say it would belong in a museum.
2. Since the title implies, %26quot;FRANKENSTEIN%26quot;, I%26#039;d say the title role would have been Colin Clive as Dr. Henry Frankenstein.
3. The toe of the boot faces the Atlantic ocean...so west by southwest.
4. Since I%26#039;m driving the bus, the name of the bus driver would be Debi.
5. Tommy is the third child.
Reply:no one hehehe and no thing 4 all hehehe
Reply:1. No one as peacocks are male.
2. Boris Karloff
3. Southwest
4. The drivers name is the same as mine since I am the bus driver.
5. Tommy
Reply:my 2 pts. say
1.none peacock is the male
2.im not that old
3.looking at it its facing to the left or down?
4.me im driving the bus
5.?
Reply:1. no one, word peacock actually refers to the male bird, while females are peahens, and the young are peachicks
2. The film stars Colin Clive as Henry, as well as horror-film regulars Dwight Frye (as the dwarf Fritz), Edward van Sloan (as Dr. Waldman), and Boris Karloff as the monster Henry creates. The film also features Mae Clarke as Henry%26#039;s fiancée Elizabeth, and John Boles as Henry%26#039;s best friend Victor Moritz.
3 south-west, http://www.lib.utexas.edu/maps/europe/it...
4 Duh, Gordon N because I am driving
5 Tommy
Reply:1. Peacocks don%26#039;t lay eggs
2. Colin Clive
3. South-west
4. Me of course
5. Tommy
Reply:1.Pecocks don%26#039;t lay eggs
2 Colin Clive played Henry Frankenstein
3 West
4 Heather. Its me
5 Tommy
Reply:or we could just leave a short answer and get 2 points.
Reply:1- peacoks don%26#039;t lay eggs so none.
2-Boris Karloff and Colin Clive
3-forward
4-me/your name
5-tommy
Reply:1. peacocks don%26#039;t lay eggs
2. Frankenstein
3. southwest
4. Eric (my name)
5. Tommy,,
Reply:1) the peacock
2)my class teacher
3)i havent seen the map of rome
4)its me,rachit
5)quarter
Reply:1- the peacock is a male...no egg
2-boris karloff
3-left
4- me of course
5- Tommy
Reply:1.peacocks don%26#039;t lay eggs
2. Frankenstein
3. south-west
4. my name. I%26#039;m the bus driver.
5.Tommy
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Cute jokes?
TIGHT FIT
Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on?
He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn%26#039;t want to go on. When the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost whimpered when the little boy said,
%26quot;Teacher, they%26#039;re on the wrong feet.%26quot; She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn%26#039;t any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on - this time on the right feet.
He then announced, %26quot;These aren%26#039;t my boots.%26quot; She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, %26quot;Why didn%26#039;t you say so?%26quot; like she wanted to do. Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off.
He then said, %26quot;They%26#039;re my brother%26#039;s boots. My Mom made me wear them.%26quot; She didn%26#039;t know if she should laugh or cry. She than mustered up the grace to wrestle the boots onto his feet again.
She said, %26quot;Now, where are your mittens?%26quot; He said,
%26quot;I stuffed them in the toes of my boots...%26quot;
THUNDER AND LIGHTNING
A small child walked daily to and from school. Though the weather one morning was questionable and clouds were forming, this child made the daily trek to the elementary school.
As the day progressed, the winds whipped up, along with thunder and lightning.
The mother was worried that her child would be frightened walking back home from school, and she herself feared the electrical storm might harm her child.
Following the roar of the thunder, lightning would cut through the sky like a flaming sword. Being concerned, the mother got into her car and drove along the route to her child%26#039;s school. Soon she saw her small child walking along, but at each flash of lightning, the child would stop, look up at the sky and smile.
One followed another, each time with her child stopping, looking at the streak of light and smiling. Finally, the mother called and asked, %26quot;What are you doing!%26quot;
Her child answered,
%26quot; I%26#039;m smiling for God, He keeps taking pictures of me.%26quot;
Cute jokes?
LOL!!!
hahahah!!
Reply:Very good I enjoyed both of them.
Reply:the first one
if i was the teacher i would be so pissed of
I probaly yell at the child even though you%26#039;re not suppose to when you%26#039;re a teacher but oh well lol
the second one
ADORABLE =D
Reply:LMAO
nice one!!
kmdi
Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on?
He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn%26#039;t want to go on. When the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost whimpered when the little boy said,
%26quot;Teacher, they%26#039;re on the wrong feet.%26quot; She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn%26#039;t any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on - this time on the right feet.
He then announced, %26quot;These aren%26#039;t my boots.%26quot; She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, %26quot;Why didn%26#039;t you say so?%26quot; like she wanted to do. Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off.
He then said, %26quot;They%26#039;re my brother%26#039;s boots. My Mom made me wear them.%26quot; She didn%26#039;t know if she should laugh or cry. She than mustered up the grace to wrestle the boots onto his feet again.
She said, %26quot;Now, where are your mittens?%26quot; He said,
%26quot;I stuffed them in the toes of my boots...%26quot;
THUNDER AND LIGHTNING
A small child walked daily to and from school. Though the weather one morning was questionable and clouds were forming, this child made the daily trek to the elementary school.
As the day progressed, the winds whipped up, along with thunder and lightning.
The mother was worried that her child would be frightened walking back home from school, and she herself feared the electrical storm might harm her child.
Following the roar of the thunder, lightning would cut through the sky like a flaming sword. Being concerned, the mother got into her car and drove along the route to her child%26#039;s school. Soon she saw her small child walking along, but at each flash of lightning, the child would stop, look up at the sky and smile.
One followed another, each time with her child stopping, looking at the streak of light and smiling. Finally, the mother called and asked, %26quot;What are you doing!%26quot;
Her child answered,
%26quot; I%26#039;m smiling for God, He keeps taking pictures of me.%26quot;
Cute jokes?
LOL!!!
hahahah!!
Reply:Very good I enjoyed both of them.
Reply:the first one
if i was the teacher i would be so pissed of
I probaly yell at the child even though you%26#039;re not suppose to when you%26#039;re a teacher but oh well lol
the second one
ADORABLE =D
Reply:LMAO
nice one!!
kmdi
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Reply:???
Reply:No, sorry, I can%26#039;t fix this for you.
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Can you fix my yahoo,e-mail.warriors_of_lostb... ?
Not sure what you need, but maybe a few more details would be good...
Reply:???
Reply:No, sorry, I can%26#039;t fix this for you.
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For the Mom's..............?
Dear Santa,
I%26#039;ve been a good mom all year. I%26#039;ve fed, cleaned, and cuddled my two children on demand, visited the doctor%26#039;s office more than my doctor, sold 62 cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground, and figured out how to attach nine patches onto my daughter%26#039;s Girl Scout sash with staples and a glue gun.
I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with my son%26#039;s red crayon on the back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I%26#039;ll find anymore free time in the next 18 years.
Here are my Christmas wishes:
I%26#039;d like a pair of legs that don%26#039;t ache after a day of chasing kids (in any color, except purple, which I already have) and arms that don%26#039;t flap in the breeze, but are strong enough to carry a screaming toddler out of the candy aisle in the grocery store. I%26#039;d also like a waist, since I lost mine somewhere in the seventh month of my last pregnancy.
If you%26#039;re hauling big ticket items this year, I%26#039;d like a car with fingerprint resistant windows and a radio that only plays adult music; a television that doesn%26#039;t broadcast any programs containing talking animals; and a refrigerator with a secret compartment behind the crisper where I can hide to talk on the phone.
On the practical side, I could use a talking daughter doll that says, %26quot;Yes, Mommy%26quot; to boost my parental confidence, along with one potty-trained toddler, two kids who don%26#039;t fight, and three pairs of jeans that will zip all the way up without the use of power tools.
I could also use a recording of Tibetan monks chanting, %26quot;Don%26#039;t eat in the living room%26quot; and %26quot;Take your hands off your brother,%26quot; because my voice seems to be just out of my children%26#039;s hearing range and can only be heard by the dog.
And please don%26#039;t forget the Playdoh Travel Pack, the stocking stuffer this year for mothers of preschoolers. It comes in three fluorescent colors and is guaranteed to crumble on any carpet making the In-laws%26#039; house seem just like mine.
If it%26#039;s too late to find any of these products, I%26#039;d settle for enough time to brush my teeth and comb my hair in the same morning, or the luxury of eating food warmer than room temperature without it being served in a Styrofoam container.
If you don%26#039;t mind, I could also use a few Christmas miracles to brighten the holiday season. Would it be too much trouble to declare ketchup a vegetable? It will clear my conscience immensely. It would be helpful if you could coerce my children to help around the house without demanding payment as if they were the bosses of an organized crime family; or if my toddler didn%26#039;t look so cute sneaking downstairs to eat contraband ice cream in his pajamas at midnight.
Well, Santa, the buzzer on the dryer is ringing and my son saw my feet under the laundry room door. I think he wants his crayon back. Have safe trip and remember to leave your wet boots by the chimney and come in and dry off by the fire so you don%26#039;t catch cold.
Help yourself to cookies on the table, but don%26#039;t eat too many or leave crumbs on the carpet.
Yours Always,
Mom
For the Mom%26#039;s..............?
Best Santa letter, ever! I hope you get what you asked for this year! You deserve it for making us smile day after day! Keep up the fun Jake!
Reply:ah, those were the days! diane.
Reply:Too bad Santa%26#039;s not real.
I would ask him to give you what you wanted for Christmas.
I hope you can find the time to have a Merry Christmas
Reply:hahaha i love that one! that is exactly what my mate used to be like when her daughter was little, just wanted a bit of time to herself but the poor kid wouldn%26#039;t let her go!
My mother always hated play doh, it%26#039;s just designed to be loved by kids because of the mess and loathed by parents.... beacauseof the mess!
Reply:Fantastic! I love it! Who is the author?
Reply:A star for you jake and thnx for sharing.
Reply:Lol! I love it!
Reply:So cute ya !
Reply:that was amazing. Star.
Hotel Silvota
I%26#039;ve been a good mom all year. I%26#039;ve fed, cleaned, and cuddled my two children on demand, visited the doctor%26#039;s office more than my doctor, sold 62 cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground, and figured out how to attach nine patches onto my daughter%26#039;s Girl Scout sash with staples and a glue gun.
I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with my son%26#039;s red crayon on the back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I%26#039;ll find anymore free time in the next 18 years.
Here are my Christmas wishes:
I%26#039;d like a pair of legs that don%26#039;t ache after a day of chasing kids (in any color, except purple, which I already have) and arms that don%26#039;t flap in the breeze, but are strong enough to carry a screaming toddler out of the candy aisle in the grocery store. I%26#039;d also like a waist, since I lost mine somewhere in the seventh month of my last pregnancy.
If you%26#039;re hauling big ticket items this year, I%26#039;d like a car with fingerprint resistant windows and a radio that only plays adult music; a television that doesn%26#039;t broadcast any programs containing talking animals; and a refrigerator with a secret compartment behind the crisper where I can hide to talk on the phone.
On the practical side, I could use a talking daughter doll that says, %26quot;Yes, Mommy%26quot; to boost my parental confidence, along with one potty-trained toddler, two kids who don%26#039;t fight, and three pairs of jeans that will zip all the way up without the use of power tools.
I could also use a recording of Tibetan monks chanting, %26quot;Don%26#039;t eat in the living room%26quot; and %26quot;Take your hands off your brother,%26quot; because my voice seems to be just out of my children%26#039;s hearing range and can only be heard by the dog.
And please don%26#039;t forget the Playdoh Travel Pack, the stocking stuffer this year for mothers of preschoolers. It comes in three fluorescent colors and is guaranteed to crumble on any carpet making the In-laws%26#039; house seem just like mine.
If it%26#039;s too late to find any of these products, I%26#039;d settle for enough time to brush my teeth and comb my hair in the same morning, or the luxury of eating food warmer than room temperature without it being served in a Styrofoam container.
If you don%26#039;t mind, I could also use a few Christmas miracles to brighten the holiday season. Would it be too much trouble to declare ketchup a vegetable? It will clear my conscience immensely. It would be helpful if you could coerce my children to help around the house without demanding payment as if they were the bosses of an organized crime family; or if my toddler didn%26#039;t look so cute sneaking downstairs to eat contraband ice cream in his pajamas at midnight.
Well, Santa, the buzzer on the dryer is ringing and my son saw my feet under the laundry room door. I think he wants his crayon back. Have safe trip and remember to leave your wet boots by the chimney and come in and dry off by the fire so you don%26#039;t catch cold.
Help yourself to cookies on the table, but don%26#039;t eat too many or leave crumbs on the carpet.
Yours Always,
Mom
For the Mom%26#039;s..............?
Best Santa letter, ever! I hope you get what you asked for this year! You deserve it for making us smile day after day! Keep up the fun Jake!
Reply:ah, those were the days! diane.
Reply:Too bad Santa%26#039;s not real.
I would ask him to give you what you wanted for Christmas.
I hope you can find the time to have a Merry Christmas
Reply:hahaha i love that one! that is exactly what my mate used to be like when her daughter was little, just wanted a bit of time to herself but the poor kid wouldn%26#039;t let her go!
My mother always hated play doh, it%26#039;s just designed to be loved by kids because of the mess and loathed by parents.... beacauseof the mess!
Reply:Fantastic! I love it! Who is the author?
Reply:A star for you jake and thnx for sharing.
Reply:Lol! I love it!
Reply:So cute ya !
Reply:that was amazing. Star.
Hotel Silvota
A Mum's Letter to Santa !!!?
Dear Santa,
I%26#039;ve been a good mom all year. I%26#039;ve fed, cleaned and cuddled my children on demand, visited the doctor%26#039;s office more than my doctor, sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground. I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with my son%26#039;s red crayon, on the back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I%26#039;ll find anymore free time in the next 18 years.
Here are my Christmas wishes:
I%26#039;d like a pair of legs that don%26#039;t ache (in any color, except purple, which I already have) and arms that don%26#039;t hurt or flap in the breeze; but are strong enough to pull my screaming child out of the candy aisle in the grocery store.
I%26#039;d also like a waist, since I lost mine somewhere in the seventh month of my last pregnancy. If you%26#039;re hauling big ticket items this year
I%26#039;d like fingerprint resistant windows and a radio that only plays adult music; a television that doesn%26#039;t broadcast any programs containing talking animals; and a refrigerator with a secret compartment behind the crisper where I can hide to talk on the phone.
On the practical side, I could use a talking doll that says, %26quot;Yes, Mommy%26quot; to boost my parental confidence, along with two kids who don%26#039;t fight and three pairs of jeans that will zip all the way up without the use of power tools.
I could also use a recording of Tibetan monks chanting %26quot;Don%26#039;t eat in the living room%26quot; and %26quot;Take your hands off your brother,%26quot; because my voice seems to be just out of my children%26#039;s hearing range and can only be heard by the dog.
If it%26#039;s too late to find any of these products, I%26#039;d settle for enough time to brush my teeth and comb my hair in the same morning, or the luxury of eating food warmer than room temperature without it being served in a Styrofoam container.
If you don%26#039;t mind, I could also use a few Christmas miracles to brighten the holiday season. Would it be too much trouble to declare ketchup a vegetable? It will clear my conscience immensely.
It would be helpful if you could coerce my children to help around the house without demanding payment as if they were the bosses of an organized crime family.
Well, Santa, the buzzer on the dryer is ringing and my son saw my feet under the laundry room door. I think he wants his crayon back.
Have a safe trip and remember to leave your wet boots by the door and come in and dry off so you don%26#039;t catch cold. Help yourself to cookies on the table but don%26#039;t eat too many or leave crumbs on the carpet.
Yours Always, MOM
P.S. One more thing...you can cancel all my requests if you can keep my children young enough to believe in Santa for many years to come.
A Mum%26#039;s Letter to Santa !!!?
Oh, I so love this wish list to Santa... especially the end. But you are lucky if you only have 2... I have 3 all very close together in age... and I can%26#039;t imagine what mothers who have more than 3 kids go through... I would never find the strength for more.
But I think this letter to Santa perfectly describes what I want too, and yes... even for my kids to stay young enough or at least innocent enough to believe in Santa for many years to come.
Bless you for posting this... I needed to read something like this because I%26#039;ve been feeling down lately.. so thank you so much!
Reply:I love it!
Mine are grown with babies of their own and I would give anything to trade places with you, my daughter or my son.
When your children are grown and move out those annoying memories turn into precious memories and go too. Those are the ones you miss and cry over the most.
Reply:liked your wish list. think many other mothers would wish for the same.... MERRY XMAS hope SANTAS good to you
Reply:I love the list! :) I think us moms don%26#039;t get enough thank-you%26#039;s when it comes to the things we do for our family.
ALL for the love of family!! Marry Christmas... and don%26#039;t forget to tell your mom%26#039;s a BIG thank you for all she does - it won%26#039;t hurt a bit.
Reply:i...n..t..e...r..e...s...t...i...n...g.....
u think santa can grat my wishes???
=D
Reply:So whats your question.
flower
I%26#039;ve been a good mom all year. I%26#039;ve fed, cleaned and cuddled my children on demand, visited the doctor%26#039;s office more than my doctor, sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground. I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with my son%26#039;s red crayon, on the back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I%26#039;ll find anymore free time in the next 18 years.
Here are my Christmas wishes:
I%26#039;d like a pair of legs that don%26#039;t ache (in any color, except purple, which I already have) and arms that don%26#039;t hurt or flap in the breeze; but are strong enough to pull my screaming child out of the candy aisle in the grocery store.
I%26#039;d also like a waist, since I lost mine somewhere in the seventh month of my last pregnancy. If you%26#039;re hauling big ticket items this year
I%26#039;d like fingerprint resistant windows and a radio that only plays adult music; a television that doesn%26#039;t broadcast any programs containing talking animals; and a refrigerator with a secret compartment behind the crisper where I can hide to talk on the phone.
On the practical side, I could use a talking doll that says, %26quot;Yes, Mommy%26quot; to boost my parental confidence, along with two kids who don%26#039;t fight and three pairs of jeans that will zip all the way up without the use of power tools.
I could also use a recording of Tibetan monks chanting %26quot;Don%26#039;t eat in the living room%26quot; and %26quot;Take your hands off your brother,%26quot; because my voice seems to be just out of my children%26#039;s hearing range and can only be heard by the dog.
If it%26#039;s too late to find any of these products, I%26#039;d settle for enough time to brush my teeth and comb my hair in the same morning, or the luxury of eating food warmer than room temperature without it being served in a Styrofoam container.
If you don%26#039;t mind, I could also use a few Christmas miracles to brighten the holiday season. Would it be too much trouble to declare ketchup a vegetable? It will clear my conscience immensely.
It would be helpful if you could coerce my children to help around the house without demanding payment as if they were the bosses of an organized crime family.
Well, Santa, the buzzer on the dryer is ringing and my son saw my feet under the laundry room door. I think he wants his crayon back.
Have a safe trip and remember to leave your wet boots by the door and come in and dry off so you don%26#039;t catch cold. Help yourself to cookies on the table but don%26#039;t eat too many or leave crumbs on the carpet.
Yours Always, MOM
P.S. One more thing...you can cancel all my requests if you can keep my children young enough to believe in Santa for many years to come.
A Mum%26#039;s Letter to Santa !!!?
Oh, I so love this wish list to Santa... especially the end. But you are lucky if you only have 2... I have 3 all very close together in age... and I can%26#039;t imagine what mothers who have more than 3 kids go through... I would never find the strength for more.
But I think this letter to Santa perfectly describes what I want too, and yes... even for my kids to stay young enough or at least innocent enough to believe in Santa for many years to come.
Bless you for posting this... I needed to read something like this because I%26#039;ve been feeling down lately.. so thank you so much!
Reply:I love it!
Mine are grown with babies of their own and I would give anything to trade places with you, my daughter or my son.
When your children are grown and move out those annoying memories turn into precious memories and go too. Those are the ones you miss and cry over the most.
Reply:liked your wish list. think many other mothers would wish for the same.... MERRY XMAS hope SANTAS good to you
Reply:I love the list! :) I think us moms don%26#039;t get enough thank-you%26#039;s when it comes to the things we do for our family.
ALL for the love of family!! Marry Christmas... and don%26#039;t forget to tell your mom%26#039;s a BIG thank you for all she does - it won%26#039;t hurt a bit.
Reply:i...n..t..e...r..e...s...t...i...n...g.....
u think santa can grat my wishes???
=D
Reply:So whats your question.
flower
I badly need to know a factory in Mill Hill, London who makes and sells, tablets to kill mosquitos.?
These tablets and also in liquid form used to be on sale in Boots chemists, for tourists going on holiday abroad. They are to be used in a plug in device ready for use. You plug it at night an hour before going to bed. It is neutral to children%26#039;s and pets health, you can sleep with the device plugged in all night.
You either put in a blue tablet every night, or use the liquid form, which works just as good. Please help! Thank You.
I badly need to know a factory in Mill Hill, London who makes and sells, tablets to kill mosquitos.?
http://www.nimr.mrc.ac.uk/millhillessays...
brest cancer
You either put in a blue tablet every night, or use the liquid form, which works just as good. Please help! Thank You.
I badly need to know a factory in Mill Hill, London who makes and sells, tablets to kill mosquitos.?
http://www.nimr.mrc.ac.uk/millhillessays...
brest cancer
Silly Harry Potter costume question. Got any ideas?
My son%26#039;s going to a H.P.-themed party, and my husband and I are chaperones. We are all (groan) supposed to go as one of the characters. I thought I%26#039;d be Tonks because I just happen to have a bright pink wig. I was going to wear a somewhat frilly pink party dress underneath a motorcycle jacket with combat boots. My husband has a long military-style trenchcoat and, with a little padding, a key ring, some sort of stuffed beastie, and some cheapo fake facial hair, might make a decent Hagrid. (My son is on his own--he%26#039;s blond and we think he%26#039;d make a great Draco Malfoy if his hair was slicked back, but it seems that when you%26#039;re 7 the idea of being the villain is not alluring. Oh well. He%26#039;ll probably be Harry like about 14 million others.)
Any ideas? Changes to the ideas we already have, or suggestions for other characters we might dress as (pretty cheaply and easily)? Don%26#039;t say Dobby, anybody--a loincloth at a children%26#039;s party just isn%26#039;t done. :)
Silly Harry Potter costume question. Got any ideas?
Your tonks and hagrid are perfect! You might want to put a lot of eyeliner on! Oh he would probably make a great draco!!! Try to convince him 2 cause there are, like you said, a million harry pottes!! If he does dress up as draco make sure he%26#039;s wearing green costume.
Good luck
ps-im gonna go as tonks 2
computer
Any ideas? Changes to the ideas we already have, or suggestions for other characters we might dress as (pretty cheaply and easily)? Don%26#039;t say Dobby, anybody--a loincloth at a children%26#039;s party just isn%26#039;t done. :)
Silly Harry Potter costume question. Got any ideas?
Your tonks and hagrid are perfect! You might want to put a lot of eyeliner on! Oh he would probably make a great draco!!! Try to convince him 2 cause there are, like you said, a million harry pottes!! If he does dress up as draco make sure he%26#039;s wearing green costume.
Good luck
ps-im gonna go as tonks 2
computer
Moms, have you written your letter to Santa???
I thought this was so cute! Sorry Dads, it said moms at the bottom and I didn’t change it. But you can substitute Dad in there if ya want! Hope it makes you all smile like I did!
Dear Santa,
I%26#039;ve been a good mom all year. I%26#039;ve fed, cleaned and cuddled my children on demand, visited the doctor%26#039;s office more than my doctor and sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground. I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with my son%26#039;s red crayon, on the back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I%26#039;ll find anymore free time in the next 18 years.
Here are my Christmas wishes:
I%26#039;d like a pair of legs that don%26#039;t ache (in any color, except purple, which I already have) and arms that don%26#039;t hurt or flap in the breeze, but are strong enough to pull my screaming child out of the candy aisle in the grocery store.
I%26#039;d also like a waist, since I lost mine somewhere in the seventh month of my last pregnancy.
If you%26#039;re hauling big ticket items this year I%26#039;d like fingerprint resistant windows and a radio that only plays adult music, a television that doesn%26#039;t broadcast any programs containing talking animals, and a refrigerator with a secret compartment behind the crisper where I can hide to talk on the phone.
On the practical side, I could use a talking doll that says, %26quot;Yes, Mommy%26quot; to boost my parental confidence, along with two kids who don%26#039;t fight and three pairs of jeans that will zip all the way up without the use of power tools.
I could also use a recordi n g of Tibetan monks chanting %26quot;Don%26#039;t eat in the living room%26quot; and %26quot;Take your hands off your brother,%26quot; because my voice seems to be just out of my children%26#039;s hearing range and can only be heard by the dog.
If it%26#039;s too late to find any of these products, I%26#039;d settle for enough time to brush my teeth and comb my hair in the same morning, or the luxury of eating food warmer than room temperature without it being served in a Styrofoam container.
If you don%26#039;t mind, I could also use a few Christmas miracles to brighten the holiday season. Would it be too much trouble to declare ketchup a vegetable? It will clear my conscience immensely. It would be helpful if you could coerce my children to help around the house without demanding payment as if they were the bosses of an organized crime family.
Well, Santa, the buzzer on the dryer is calling and my son saw my feet under the laundry room door. I think he wants his crayon back. Have a safe trip and remember to leav e your wet boots by the door and come in and dry off so you don%26#039;t catch cold.
Help yourself to cookies on the table but don%26#039;t eat too many or leave crumbs on the carpet.
Yours Always,
MOM...
P.S. One more thing...you can cancel all my requests if you can keep my children young enough to believe in Santa
Moms, have you written your letter to Santa???
That%26#039;s cute. I like the %26quot;Yes Mommy%26quot; part.
Reply:Ah, that is not me. I only have one child and she%26#039;s folding laundry right now while I goof off on the internet. (She%26#039;s owed me a favor.)
But it is my friend with 5 children to a %26quot;T%26quot;. She asked me to come over and help her make dinner a few days ago. She%26#039;d had some dental work and was groggy. Within an hour, I was ready to curl up in a ball and weep. The chaos was maddening! Dogs, cats and kids were everywhere! They were like back talking spider monkeys. It was as though the sensed my weakness or smelled my fear. She thinks this is fun. She%26#039;d have more kids, if they could fit them in the house. What an adrenaline junkie! When the kids grow up and move out, I bet she takes up base jumping as a hobby.
Reply:aren%26#039;t you a little to old for this?
Reply:Lol, how sweet
Reply:This is great. Reminds me of ,y daughter-in-law. Only can increase the number of little ones to four. They are a handful even when I help of an evening. The second oldest boy wrote his own letter back in Oct. when the new Lionel catalog came it. He took it out and put it in the mailbox himself to make sure it got sent.
Reply:I LOVE IT!!! This fits us perfectly!!
Reply:Hehe, that%26#039;s great :D
Reply:thats awesome my kids are grown cant wait to show them this. thanks and happy holidays
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Dear Santa,
I%26#039;ve been a good mom all year. I%26#039;ve fed, cleaned and cuddled my children on demand, visited the doctor%26#039;s office more than my doctor and sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground. I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with my son%26#039;s red crayon, on the back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I%26#039;ll find anymore free time in the next 18 years.
Here are my Christmas wishes:
I%26#039;d like a pair of legs that don%26#039;t ache (in any color, except purple, which I already have) and arms that don%26#039;t hurt or flap in the breeze, but are strong enough to pull my screaming child out of the candy aisle in the grocery store.
I%26#039;d also like a waist, since I lost mine somewhere in the seventh month of my last pregnancy.
If you%26#039;re hauling big ticket items this year I%26#039;d like fingerprint resistant windows and a radio that only plays adult music, a television that doesn%26#039;t broadcast any programs containing talking animals, and a refrigerator with a secret compartment behind the crisper where I can hide to talk on the phone.
On the practical side, I could use a talking doll that says, %26quot;Yes, Mommy%26quot; to boost my parental confidence, along with two kids who don%26#039;t fight and three pairs of jeans that will zip all the way up without the use of power tools.
I could also use a recordi n g of Tibetan monks chanting %26quot;Don%26#039;t eat in the living room%26quot; and %26quot;Take your hands off your brother,%26quot; because my voice seems to be just out of my children%26#039;s hearing range and can only be heard by the dog.
If it%26#039;s too late to find any of these products, I%26#039;d settle for enough time to brush my teeth and comb my hair in the same morning, or the luxury of eating food warmer than room temperature without it being served in a Styrofoam container.
If you don%26#039;t mind, I could also use a few Christmas miracles to brighten the holiday season. Would it be too much trouble to declare ketchup a vegetable? It will clear my conscience immensely. It would be helpful if you could coerce my children to help around the house without demanding payment as if they were the bosses of an organized crime family.
Well, Santa, the buzzer on the dryer is calling and my son saw my feet under the laundry room door. I think he wants his crayon back. Have a safe trip and remember to leav e your wet boots by the door and come in and dry off so you don%26#039;t catch cold.
Help yourself to cookies on the table but don%26#039;t eat too many or leave crumbs on the carpet.
Yours Always,
MOM...
P.S. One more thing...you can cancel all my requests if you can keep my children young enough to believe in Santa
Moms, have you written your letter to Santa???
That%26#039;s cute. I like the %26quot;Yes Mommy%26quot; part.
Reply:Ah, that is not me. I only have one child and she%26#039;s folding laundry right now while I goof off on the internet. (She%26#039;s owed me a favor.)
But it is my friend with 5 children to a %26quot;T%26quot;. She asked me to come over and help her make dinner a few days ago. She%26#039;d had some dental work and was groggy. Within an hour, I was ready to curl up in a ball and weep. The chaos was maddening! Dogs, cats and kids were everywhere! They were like back talking spider monkeys. It was as though the sensed my weakness or smelled my fear. She thinks this is fun. She%26#039;d have more kids, if they could fit them in the house. What an adrenaline junkie! When the kids grow up and move out, I bet she takes up base jumping as a hobby.
Reply:aren%26#039;t you a little to old for this?
Reply:Lol, how sweet
Reply:This is great. Reminds me of ,y daughter-in-law. Only can increase the number of little ones to four. They are a handful even when I help of an evening. The second oldest boy wrote his own letter back in Oct. when the new Lionel catalog came it. He took it out and put it in the mailbox himself to make sure it got sent.
Reply:I LOVE IT!!! This fits us perfectly!!
Reply:Hehe, that%26#039;s great :D
Reply:thats awesome my kids are grown cant wait to show them this. thanks and happy holidays
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Where can I find the clip art for a Christian superhero that resembles Superman, but has a cross on his chest?
The character that I%26#039;m looking for is muscular and is standing with his hands on his hips and feet wide apart in a typical Superman stance. His costume is red with blue and a yellow cross on his chest. His knee-high boots (like Superman%26#039;s) and his cape are blue. The words Stand Firm appear between his feet. I need this image for children%26#039;s church. Have any of you seen it? I%26#039;ve searched and searched but to no avail so far. I%26#039;d really appreciate it if anybody can tell me where to find the image? Thanks!
Where can I find the clip art for a Christian superhero that resembles Superman, but has a cross on his chest?
Are you talking about bibleman?
http://www.bibleman.com/
Reply:You should check out Battle Pope!
Reply:If your talking about bibleman which i think you are from your description you can go to http://www.bibleman.com/
but if all you want is picture then you can just go ogle bibleman under images
Reply:Not familiar with that one, but Scripture Man (1982) was a one-shot published by the Grace %26#039;N Vessels Ministries. He has a black cross rising from a white treble clef on his chest.
Reply:cant say that I can help but a few years ago i found a book at a University Library called %26quot;the Gospel According to Superman%26quot;
It demonstrates the parallels in the stories of S-man and JC.
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Where can I find the clip art for a Christian superhero that resembles Superman, but has a cross on his chest?
Are you talking about bibleman?
http://www.bibleman.com/
Reply:You should check out Battle Pope!
Reply:If your talking about bibleman which i think you are from your description you can go to http://www.bibleman.com/
but if all you want is picture then you can just go ogle bibleman under images
Reply:Not familiar with that one, but Scripture Man (1982) was a one-shot published by the Grace %26#039;N Vessels Ministries. He has a black cross rising from a white treble clef on his chest.
Reply:cant say that I can help but a few years ago i found a book at a University Library called %26quot;the Gospel According to Superman%26quot;
It demonstrates the parallels in the stories of S-man and JC.
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Now is this funny or true i think i need to check In Order Of Stupidity?
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Darn, and that%26#039;s the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap -- %26quot;Directions: Use like regular soap.%26quot; (and that would be how???.....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- %26quot;Serving suggestion: Defrost.%26quot; (but, it%26#039;s %26quot;just%26quot; a suggestion).
On Tesco%26#039;s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- %26quot;Do not turn upside down.%26quot; (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks %26amp; Spencer Bread Pudding - %26quot;Product will be hot after heating.%26quot; (...and you thought????....)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- %26quot;Do not iron clothes on body.%26quot; (but wouldn%26#039;t this save me more time)?
On Boot%26#039;s Children Cough Medicine -- %26quot;Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.%26quot; (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- %26quot;Warning: May cause drowsiness...%26quot; (and...I%26#039;m taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- %26quot;For indoor or outdoor use only.%26quot; (as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor -- %26quot;Not to be used for the other use.%26quot; (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I%26#039;m a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury%26#039;s peanuts -- %26quot;Warning: contains nuts.%26quot; (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- %26quot;Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.%26quot; (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child%26#039;s Superman costume -- %26quot;Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.%26quot; (I don%26#039;t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- %26quot;Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.%26quot; (Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now is this funny or true i think i need to check In Order Of Stupidity?
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good ones mate.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers Chris.!!
Reply:On a 2 litre milk container while camping I read %26quot;Allergy Advice: May contain milk%26quot; I loved the inclusion of the word %26quot;May%26quot; I would have been worried if it hadn%26#039;t.
Reply:Very funny.
Reply:lol! I saw the peanut one. On one brand of peanuts it says %26quot;May contain peanuts%26quot; (that would kinda suck for u if it didnt contain peanuts!)
Reply:brilliant list - thanks
Reply:lolz! very funny...
Reply:heheheh!!! so funny and all true
Reply:funny but true labels
Reply:ROFL! They were all funny, even though i%26#039;ve seen them before.
Reply:ROFLMAO LOL ROFL
Reply:Funny and true
Reply:THAT is funny and so damn true
Reply:ive read these before its hilarious people think we are so dumb!
Reply:Ha ha ha.
That is evidence that God like stupid people.
He made so many of them to get some laugh.
Reply:OMG the they have taken me 2......stop the earth i want 2 get off
Reply:sears hairdryer....not to be mistaken with the japanese food processor which must not be used for the other use which is....a HAIRDRYER.
dial soap...use like regular soap eg....leave it in the bath water when you get out so it has turned to goo
boots kids cough medicine..wondered where my kids learnt to drive, maybe I should get myself a bottle too?
childs superman costume...they HAD to put this on the childs one because the adults one actually DOES make you fly!
american airline nuts...instead of chucking them at the back of the head of the person infront of you
swedish chainsaw...you%26#039;ve got to use your head or feet to stop the swedish model
hope this has cleared a few of them up for you.xx
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On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Darn, and that%26#039;s the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap -- %26quot;Directions: Use like regular soap.%26quot; (and that would be how???.....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- %26quot;Serving suggestion: Defrost.%26quot; (but, it%26#039;s %26quot;just%26quot; a suggestion).
On Tesco%26#039;s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- %26quot;Do not turn upside down.%26quot; (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks %26amp; Spencer Bread Pudding - %26quot;Product will be hot after heating.%26quot; (...and you thought????....)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- %26quot;Do not iron clothes on body.%26quot; (but wouldn%26#039;t this save me more time)?
On Boot%26#039;s Children Cough Medicine -- %26quot;Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.%26quot; (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- %26quot;Warning: May cause drowsiness...%26quot; (and...I%26#039;m taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- %26quot;For indoor or outdoor use only.%26quot; (as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor -- %26quot;Not to be used for the other use.%26quot; (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I%26#039;m a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury%26#039;s peanuts -- %26quot;Warning: contains nuts.%26quot; (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- %26quot;Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.%26quot; (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child%26#039;s Superman costume -- %26quot;Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.%26quot; (I don%26#039;t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- %26quot;Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.%26quot; (Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now is this funny or true i think i need to check In Order Of Stupidity?
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good ones mate.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers Chris.!!
Reply:On a 2 litre milk container while camping I read %26quot;Allergy Advice: May contain milk%26quot; I loved the inclusion of the word %26quot;May%26quot; I would have been worried if it hadn%26#039;t.
Reply:Very funny.
Reply:lol! I saw the peanut one. On one brand of peanuts it says %26quot;May contain peanuts%26quot; (that would kinda suck for u if it didnt contain peanuts!)
Reply:brilliant list - thanks
Reply:lolz! very funny...
Reply:heheheh!!! so funny and all true
Reply:funny but true labels
Reply:ROFL! They were all funny, even though i%26#039;ve seen them before.
Reply:ROFLMAO LOL ROFL
Reply:Funny and true
Reply:THAT is funny and so damn true
Reply:ive read these before its hilarious people think we are so dumb!
Reply:Ha ha ha.
That is evidence that God like stupid people.
He made so many of them to get some laugh.
Reply:OMG the they have taken me 2......stop the earth i want 2 get off
Reply:sears hairdryer....not to be mistaken with the japanese food processor which must not be used for the other use which is....a HAIRDRYER.
dial soap...use like regular soap eg....leave it in the bath water when you get out so it has turned to goo
boots kids cough medicine..wondered where my kids learnt to drive, maybe I should get myself a bottle too?
childs superman costume...they HAD to put this on the childs one because the adults one actually DOES make you fly!
american airline nuts...instead of chucking them at the back of the head of the person infront of you
swedish chainsaw...you%26#039;ve got to use your head or feet to stop the swedish model
hope this has cleared a few of them up for you.xx
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Excuses, excuses, excuses !!?
The following were all found in notes written by parents to excuse their children%26#039;s absences from school.
- Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
- Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
- Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
- Irving was absent this morning because he missed his bust.
- Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father%26#039;s fault.
- I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don%26#039;t know what size she wear.
- Please excuse Harriet for missing school yesterday. We forget to get the Sunday paper off the porch. and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
Excuses, excuses, excuses !!?
LOL. Maybe a reason why my classmates%26#039; parents do not write letters to my teacher when they%26#039;re kids are absent is because they write like that!!!
Reply:hahahahahahaha
Reply:All good , thanks , and a star for honesty ....have you noticed ? none of them thought of lying ?
Reply:lol lol funny sh!t!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Ha ha ha!
Reply:haha pmsl dats a gd un!
Reply:Interesting!
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Q. How do you spot Ronald McDonald on a nude
beach?
A. He has sesame seed buns.
Reply:Haha! Were the spelling mistakes on purpose?
Reply:Good excuses.
Reply:i love them all especially the last one its hilarious
Reply:I like the last one...
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- Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
- Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
- Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
- Irving was absent this morning because he missed his bust.
- Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father%26#039;s fault.
- I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don%26#039;t know what size she wear.
- Please excuse Harriet for missing school yesterday. We forget to get the Sunday paper off the porch. and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
Excuses, excuses, excuses !!?
LOL. Maybe a reason why my classmates%26#039; parents do not write letters to my teacher when they%26#039;re kids are absent is because they write like that!!!
Reply:hahahahahahaha
Reply:All good , thanks , and a star for honesty ....have you noticed ? none of them thought of lying ?
Reply:lol lol funny sh!t!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Ha ha ha!
Reply:haha pmsl dats a gd un!
Reply:Interesting!
******************
Q. How do you spot Ronald McDonald on a nude
beach?
A. He has sesame seed buns.
Reply:Haha! Were the spelling mistakes on purpose?
Reply:Good excuses.
Reply:i love them all especially the last one its hilarious
Reply:I like the last one...
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Excuses, excuses, excuses?
The following were all found in notes written by parents to excuse their children%26#039;s absences from school.
- Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
- Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
- Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
- Irving was absent this morning because he missed his bust.
- Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father%26#039;s fault.
- I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don%26#039;t know what size she wear.
- Please excuse Harriet for missing school yesterday. We forget to get the Sunday paper off the porch. and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
Excuses, excuses, excuses?
nice.......
Reply:Those are the best excuses ever!
Have a star!
Reply:LOL!!!! Those parents need to go to school themselves.
Reply:ha ha the last one was hilarious!
Reply:dang...I should have thought of these of %26quot;excuses%26quot; when I was in school....... hey there a star for you..
Reply:haha i love the last one =]
Reply:SOMEONE POSTED THAT YESTERDAY!!
BUT STILL FUNNY!!!
I%26#039;LL HAVE TO USE ONE OF THOSE EXCUSES!!
Reply:lol..the last one really made me laugh..
Reply:Wrong ones at School,or so it seems.
Reply:HAHA! i love the last one. star!!
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- Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
- Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
- Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
- Irving was absent this morning because he missed his bust.
- Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father%26#039;s fault.
- I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don%26#039;t know what size she wear.
- Please excuse Harriet for missing school yesterday. We forget to get the Sunday paper off the porch. and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
Excuses, excuses, excuses?
nice.......
Reply:Those are the best excuses ever!
Have a star!
Reply:LOL!!!! Those parents need to go to school themselves.
Reply:ha ha the last one was hilarious!
Reply:dang...I should have thought of these of %26quot;excuses%26quot; when I was in school....... hey there a star for you..
Reply:haha i love the last one =]
Reply:SOMEONE POSTED THAT YESTERDAY!!
BUT STILL FUNNY!!!
I%26#039;LL HAVE TO USE ONE OF THOSE EXCUSES!!
Reply:lol..the last one really made me laugh..
Reply:Wrong ones at School,or so it seems.
Reply:HAHA! i love the last one. star!!
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Women's shoes advice for a short girl.?
I am short so I don%26#039;t wear flat shoes or try to avoid it. I want to but a pair of nice shoes but I don%26#039;t know where to buy it from.
Especially as it is Summer it is even more difficult. The problem is, most summer footwear seems to be totally flat shoes or absurdly high strappy shoes or flip flops.
All I want is a shoes or sandals or something that are about an inch high. Through Winter I have been wearing a pair of boots I bought from Samana everyday or trainers. But now it is too hot to do that. Or at least the boots make me feel hot because of the lining and trainers are just warm anyway.
Dolcis shoes don%26#039;t seem to fit me at all and I but all my shoes from Barratts. But I dont like it anymore I can only choose between REALLY high adult shoes or children%26#039;s shoes.
Women%26#039;s shoes advice for a short girl.?
%26#039;faith%26#039; usually do quite a good selection of shoes, thats where i get most of my shoes from as there are kitten heels, dolly shoes, and sandals. Have a look in river island aswell.
Reply:Sometimes the shoes don%26#039;t matter.
The clothes you wear can also give you the effect of looking short or tall.
Like giving you that %26quot;long%26quot; look.
Sometimes in the %26quot;search%26quot; bar, (on the page of your favorite store) you type in %26quot;1 inch%26quot; and you can find shoes.
Reply:Espadrilles! theyre like high, summery mules
Reply:i have the same problem! my soloution is wedges becasue they are really comfy and if you wear them with skinny jeans your legs look super long! But if you dont want to wear them then i suggest the inch high wedges they have in topshop now. They would look nice with anything (for a cheaper option you can get the exact pair in peacocks if you can find one)
Reply:Try Payless Shoes I am also short. They have many to choose from that are right in between.
Reply:Wedges are really comfy so you can get high ones, they are out all over the place. Also, show your legs when your wearing heels as this adds lots of height. As long as you are happy with what you are wearing and are comfortable, it doesn%26#039;t really matter anyway.
-Freckles
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Especially as it is Summer it is even more difficult. The problem is, most summer footwear seems to be totally flat shoes or absurdly high strappy shoes or flip flops.
All I want is a shoes or sandals or something that are about an inch high. Through Winter I have been wearing a pair of boots I bought from Samana everyday or trainers. But now it is too hot to do that. Or at least the boots make me feel hot because of the lining and trainers are just warm anyway.
Dolcis shoes don%26#039;t seem to fit me at all and I but all my shoes from Barratts. But I dont like it anymore I can only choose between REALLY high adult shoes or children%26#039;s shoes.
Women%26#039;s shoes advice for a short girl.?
%26#039;faith%26#039; usually do quite a good selection of shoes, thats where i get most of my shoes from as there are kitten heels, dolly shoes, and sandals. Have a look in river island aswell.
Reply:Sometimes the shoes don%26#039;t matter.
The clothes you wear can also give you the effect of looking short or tall.
Like giving you that %26quot;long%26quot; look.
Sometimes in the %26quot;search%26quot; bar, (on the page of your favorite store) you type in %26quot;1 inch%26quot; and you can find shoes.
Reply:Espadrilles! theyre like high, summery mules
Reply:i have the same problem! my soloution is wedges becasue they are really comfy and if you wear them with skinny jeans your legs look super long! But if you dont want to wear them then i suggest the inch high wedges they have in topshop now. They would look nice with anything (for a cheaper option you can get the exact pair in peacocks if you can find one)
Reply:Try Payless Shoes I am also short. They have many to choose from that are right in between.
Reply:Wedges are really comfy so you can get high ones, they are out all over the place. Also, show your legs when your wearing heels as this adds lots of height. As long as you are happy with what you are wearing and are comfortable, it doesn%26#039;t really matter anyway.
-Freckles
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Advanced 6th grade math hw. Please help?
ok here r the questions:
1. Lisa and Judy read mystery novels. Judy has read 3 fewer than 5 times as many as Lisa. Judy has read 17 mysteries. How many has Lisa read?
2. A pair of boots cost $10 more than twice the cost of a pair of shoes. The boots cost $76.50. How much do the shoes cost?
3. You want to go to Africa for a photo safari. YOu need $2,800. You can get $1,000 from your savings and family nd you can save $30 per week. How mant weeks will it take you to save up for the trip?
4. A movie ticket for an adult costs $8, and a child%26#039;s ticket costs $5.50. One adult is taking a group of children to the movies. She has $35. How many children can she take with her to the movies?
5. The computer club sells 50 more than 3 times the number of pins the chess club sells. The computer club sells 134 pins. How many pins does the chess club sell?
Advanced 6th grade math hw. Please help?
1) 4
because 17=5x-3
20=5x, x=4
2) 2x+10=76.50
2x=66.50
x=33.25
3) 2800-1000=1800/30=60
4) 35-8=27/5.50=4.9 so she can take 4 kids
5) 134=3x+50
84=3x
x=28
Reply:1=4 equation L*5-3=18
2=33.25 eq.
3=60
4=4
5=28
good luck on test tommorow
Reply:1.) (17+3)/5=4 books
2.) (76.50-10)/2=$33.25
3.) (2800-1000)/30=60 weeks
4.) (35-8)/5.50= about 5 children
5.) (134-50)/3=28 pins
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1. Lisa and Judy read mystery novels. Judy has read 3 fewer than 5 times as many as Lisa. Judy has read 17 mysteries. How many has Lisa read?
2. A pair of boots cost $10 more than twice the cost of a pair of shoes. The boots cost $76.50. How much do the shoes cost?
3. You want to go to Africa for a photo safari. YOu need $2,800. You can get $1,000 from your savings and family nd you can save $30 per week. How mant weeks will it take you to save up for the trip?
4. A movie ticket for an adult costs $8, and a child%26#039;s ticket costs $5.50. One adult is taking a group of children to the movies. She has $35. How many children can she take with her to the movies?
5. The computer club sells 50 more than 3 times the number of pins the chess club sells. The computer club sells 134 pins. How many pins does the chess club sell?
Advanced 6th grade math hw. Please help?
1) 4
because 17=5x-3
20=5x, x=4
2) 2x+10=76.50
2x=66.50
x=33.25
3) 2800-1000=1800/30=60
4) 35-8=27/5.50=4.9 so she can take 4 kids
5) 134=3x+50
84=3x
x=28
Reply:1=4 equation L*5-3=18
2=33.25 eq.
3=60
4=4
5=28
good luck on test tommorow
Reply:1.) (17+3)/5=4 books
2.) (76.50-10)/2=$33.25
3.) (2800-1000)/30=60 weeks
4.) (35-8)/5.50= about 5 children
5.) (134-50)/3=28 pins
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Go Diego Go pictures (moms of toddlers and preschoolers, PLEASE HELP)?
Okay, my son is having a Dora and Diego birthday party. He wants both. It has seemed like a reasonable request -- until now. The party is at a putt-putt golf place, and even though they supposedly do a lot of children%26#039;s birthday parties, and they supposedly use a professional (which I took to mean %26quot;experienced%26quot;) baker, the person who is baking the cake for the party (can%26#039;t bring our own) did not know who Diego is and went ahead and is making a purple BOOTS cake (she thought Boots from Dora is Diego). Well, more correctly, she %26quot;figured%26quot; Boots was Diego, since she did not have any clue and did not assume it would be smart to ask.
If I get up there in the next two hours, they%26#039;ll make the cake with the right characters.
I need a picture, relatively large, of Diego.
Please help me out. This ticks me off that they would make that kind of stupid assumption without verifying it first, and I%26#039;m getting the feeling the %26quot;professional%26quot; is the manager%26#039;s teenage daughter, with a cake mix.
Go Diego Go pictures (moms of toddlers and preschoolers, PLEASE HELP)?
http://www.kbtoys.com/g/videos/big/80331...
also try getting the paper plates or cups from Wal-mart or Target. also just a reminder they may have to change the color of it sine they can%26#039;t copy right it! I tried doing that w/ my 1st daughter ( I have 4 children) good luck hopefully everything goes well!! If you see a smile in your sons face , %26quot; thats all that matters %26quot; Happy B-day to him %26quot; =0)
Reply:Well Mandy *I* had never heard of those characters either but I *would* have found out if I was making a cake for a child%26#039;s birthday so I understand your annoyance.
This may be too late but *please* relax and don%26#039;t let the issue of the %26quot;wrong%26quot; cake spoil your little boy%26#039;s bithday party - it is *you* and the Family who will really make it a special day for him.If the issue has not been resolved then go ahead with the cake they have made and have fun - make a joke of it for the children if needs be and *then* (when it%26#039;s over) ask for a discount from the manager (they wouldn%26#039;t want the bad publicity if their error got around all of the other Mothers planning parties would they?!).
Does that mean that you will all be playing golf too?
I am watching the golf from Scotland here on the television - not that I am *that* interested but the current leader is a very handsome Spanish man -
http://www.pgatour.com/players/02/12/09/
Go Sergio Go! (ha ha!).
Best of luck to you and yours - and don%26#039;t forget there will be many more birthdays to come where not all will be *perfect* as planned but the children will still remember them as Happy Family Days for years to come and so will you.
Best wishes,
Joan.
Reply:Just use this address and print out the goody bag party note. if you want it bigger run to a color printer and blow it up. that%26#039;s all I can suggest. http://www.nickjr.com/party/party_packs/...
Reply:Go to Nickjr.com and see if you can%26#039;t find and print a picture of Diego and maybe enlarge it on your scanner/printer. Good luck.
Reply:what dads don%26#039;t count, sexist! simple, just search images for Diego. there are several thousand to choose from.
Reply:Try going to nickjr.com. They should have something there for you that you can print off. ***Since you can%26#039;t get it off nickjr try going to celebrateexpress.com- you should be able to print something off there.
Reply:Just go to NickJr.com or Noggin.com There should be some kind of %26quot;coloring%26quot; page that you can print out that would be a perfect layout for the cake. You%26#039;ll also find full color pics so they can get his outfit right.
I understand your frustration.
Camel
If I get up there in the next two hours, they%26#039;ll make the cake with the right characters.
I need a picture, relatively large, of Diego.
Please help me out. This ticks me off that they would make that kind of stupid assumption without verifying it first, and I%26#039;m getting the feeling the %26quot;professional%26quot; is the manager%26#039;s teenage daughter, with a cake mix.
Go Diego Go pictures (moms of toddlers and preschoolers, PLEASE HELP)?
http://www.kbtoys.com/g/videos/big/80331...
also try getting the paper plates or cups from Wal-mart or Target. also just a reminder they may have to change the color of it sine they can%26#039;t copy right it! I tried doing that w/ my 1st daughter ( I have 4 children) good luck hopefully everything goes well!! If you see a smile in your sons face , %26quot; thats all that matters %26quot; Happy B-day to him %26quot; =0)
Reply:Well Mandy *I* had never heard of those characters either but I *would* have found out if I was making a cake for a child%26#039;s birthday so I understand your annoyance.
This may be too late but *please* relax and don%26#039;t let the issue of the %26quot;wrong%26quot; cake spoil your little boy%26#039;s bithday party - it is *you* and the Family who will really make it a special day for him.If the issue has not been resolved then go ahead with the cake they have made and have fun - make a joke of it for the children if needs be and *then* (when it%26#039;s over) ask for a discount from the manager (they wouldn%26#039;t want the bad publicity if their error got around all of the other Mothers planning parties would they?!).
Does that mean that you will all be playing golf too?
I am watching the golf from Scotland here on the television - not that I am *that* interested but the current leader is a very handsome Spanish man -
http://www.pgatour.com/players/02/12/09/
Go Sergio Go! (ha ha!).
Best of luck to you and yours - and don%26#039;t forget there will be many more birthdays to come where not all will be *perfect* as planned but the children will still remember them as Happy Family Days for years to come and so will you.
Best wishes,
Joan.
Reply:Just use this address and print out the goody bag party note. if you want it bigger run to a color printer and blow it up. that%26#039;s all I can suggest. http://www.nickjr.com/party/party_packs/...
Reply:Go to Nickjr.com and see if you can%26#039;t find and print a picture of Diego and maybe enlarge it on your scanner/printer. Good luck.
Reply:what dads don%26#039;t count, sexist! simple, just search images for Diego. there are several thousand to choose from.
Reply:Try going to nickjr.com. They should have something there for you that you can print off. ***Since you can%26#039;t get it off nickjr try going to celebrateexpress.com- you should be able to print something off there.
Reply:Just go to NickJr.com or Noggin.com There should be some kind of %26quot;coloring%26quot; page that you can print out that would be a perfect layout for the cake. You%26#039;ll also find full color pics so they can get his outfit right.
I understand your frustration.
Camel
Best mommy jokes or mommy saying?
How it felt to give birth
After going through Lamaze, Leboyer, and La Leche classes with his expectant wife, the proud new father remained by her bedside throughout the labor delivery and wanting to be as sympathetic as possible, he took his wife%26#039;s hand afterward and said emotionally. %26quot;Tell, me how it was, darling, how it actually felt to give birth.%26quot;
%26quot;OK, honey,%26quot; his wife replied. %26quot;Smile as hard as you can.%26quot;
Beaming down at his wife and smile, the man followed her instsuctions. %26quot;That%26#039;s not hard.%26quot;
She continued, %26quot;Now stick a finger in each corner of you mouth.%26quot; He obeyed, smiling broadly. %26quot;Now stretch your lips as far as they%26#039;ll go,%26quot; she went on.
%26quot;Still not to tough.%26quot; he remarked.
%26quot;Right.%26quot; she snapped. %26quot;Now pull them over your head.%26quot;
1. When I forget to go to the grocery store, I will not boil the macaroni necklaces my children made for me in preschool.
2. When I hear one of my children wake in the middle of the night, I will run upstairs to supervise before he relieves himself in the sink and then creeps into the bathtub to return to sleep.
3. I will pack the kids%26#039; lunch boxes the night before so I don%26#039;t throw in a slab of frozen lasagna as they%26#039;re running for the bus. %26quot;It%26#039;ll defrost by lunch. If not, you can suck it like an ice pop.%26quot;
4. I will resist the urge to explain to strangers why my son is wearing winter boots, a bathing suit bottom, and an inside-out and backward pajama top. I will be grateful that he is able to dress himself.
5. I will not tell my children that the Play-Doh dried up just because I don%26#039;t feel like cleaning up after they use it, even though I know it means I%26#039;ll spend the evening harvesting the colored stuff from the carpet fibers, chair cushions and the dog%26#039;s fur.
6. I will always protect the rights of my children, especially their right to remain silent.
7. I will learn to accept the outbursts and tantrums as a part of life. After all, I promised to love my husband for better or worse.
8. When my husband and I go to a restaurant without the kids, I will not roll up his sleeves or move the knives from his reach. I will not accompany him to the bathroom and remind him to wash his hands with soap. If my husband wants dessert at the end of the meal, I will not tell him it depends on his behavior.
9. When I%26#039;m tired of hearing %26quot;mommieeeeee!%26quot; a thousand times each day, I will resist changing my name to %26quot;Please pass the spinach%26quot; or %26quot;TV is boring, I%26#039;d rather read.%26quot;
10. I will develop an ability to have a conversation with an adult that doesn%26#039;t revolve around labor pains or children%26#039;s toilet habits. I will feel comfortable in the silence that ensues when neither of us can think of any other topic to discuss or remember we can always discuss the weather.
11. I will be more flexible about children%26#039;s nutritional requirements by counting the ketchup and green crayon as vegetables.
12. When my children beg for a pet, I will buy them each a hutch for the dust bunnies that have multiplied under their beds. I will let them name each dust bunny.
13. I will count how often I repeat the phrase %26quot;You%26#039;d better listen because I will not repeat myself%26quot;, until my children actually notice that I have spoken. I will not raise my voice until I have said it at least that many times.
14. When my kids are older (at least 50), I will explain why they never have any chocolate candy left after Mommy and Daddy %26quot;check%26quot; their Halloween bags.
15. I will be a good, fair and loving parent to my children. I will provide them with enriching experiences and opportunities. I will give them a solid foundation on which to build a useful life. After all, they may eventually be responsible for choosing a nursing home for me to live out my final days
Best mommy jokes or mommy saying?
A little %26quot;birdy%26quot; told me!
Am I talking to a brick wall?
Are you deaf or something?
Are you lying to me?
As long as you live under my roof, you%26#039;ll do as I say.
Beds are NOT made for jumping on.
Close the door! You don%26#039;t live in a barn.
Do as I say, not as I do.
Don%26#039;t make me get up!
Don%26#039;t sit too close to the television, it%26#039;ll ruin your eyes.
Don%26#039;t talk with your mouth full!
Don%26#039;t walk away when I%26#039;m talking to you!
Eat your vegetables, they%26#039;re good for you.
Enough is enough!
Go play outside! It%26#039;s a beautiful day!
How do you know you don%26#039;t like it if you haven%26#039;t tasted it?
I didn%26#039;t ask who put it there, I said %26quot;Pick it up!%26quot;
I don%26#039;t care what %26quot;everyone%26quot; is doing. I care what YOU are doing!
I hope someday you have children just like you.
If God had wanted you to have holes in your ears (eyebrows, tongue, etc.) He would have put them there!
If it were a snake, it would have bitten you.
If you stick your tongue out again it will fall off.
I%26#039;m doing this for your own good.
I%26#039;m not going to ask you again.
Isn%26#039;t it past your bedtime?
It%26#039;s not that I don%26#039;t trust you, it%26#039;s that I don%26#039;t trust everyone else.
Life isn%26#039;t fair.
Look at me when I%26#039;m talking to you.
No child of MINE would do something like that.
Say that again and I%26#039;ll wash your mouth out with soap.
Shut the door! I%26#039;m not heating (air conditioning) the entire neighborhood!
This hurts me more than it hurts you.
Turn that racket (music) down
What did I say the FIRST time?
What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too?
What part of NO don%26#039;t you understand?
When I was a little girl...
When I was your age, I had to walk ten miles through the snow, uphill, by myself, to go to school.
When you have your own house then you can make the rules!
Who died and left you boss?
You can%26#039;t start the day on an empty stomach.
You don%26#039;t always get what you want. It%26#039;s a hard lesson, but you might as well learn it now.
You have an answer for everything, don%26#039;t you?
You kids are trying to drive me crazy!
You won%26#039;t be happy until you break that, will you?
You%26#039;ll understand when you%26#039;re older.
Always wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident.
Answer me when I ask you a question!
Be good.
Don%26#039;t ask me WHY. The answer is NO.
Don%26#039;t cross your eyes or they%26#039;ll freeze that way.
Don%26#039;t make me come in there!
Go ask your father.
Go to your room and think about what you did!
How can you have nothing to wear? Your closet is FULL of clothes!
How many times do I have to tell you?
I don%26#039;t care who started it, I said stop!
I don%26#039;t know is NOT an answer.
I would have never talked to MY mother like that!
If I want your opinion I%26#039;ll ask for it!
If I%26#039;ve told you once ... I%26#039;ve told you a thousand times.
If you can%26#039;t say something nice, don%26#039;t say anything at all.
If you don%26#039;t clean your plate, you won%26#039;t get any dessert.
I%26#039;ll treat you like an adult when you start acting like one.
I%26#039;m going to give you until the count of three...
It%26#039;s no use crying over spilt milk.
I%26#039;ve had it up to here with you.
Leave your sister (brother) alone!
Never try on anyone else%26#039;s glasses or you%26#039;ll go blind.
Now, say you%26#039;re sorry...and MEAN it!
Someday your face will freeze like that
The apple doesn%26#039;t fall far from the tree.
Think of those poor starving children in India... (or China, or Africa.)
Were you born in a barn? Close the door -- and DON%26#039;T slam it!
When I was your age...
When you have kids of your own you%26#039;ll understand.
Why? Because I SAID so, that%26#039;s why!
You are getting on my last nerve.
You can%26#039;t judge a book by its cover.
You had better wipe that smile off your face before I do it for you.
You just ate an hour ago!
You WILL eat it, and you WILL like it!
You%26#039;d forget your head if it wasn%26#039;t attached to your shoulders!
You will ALWAYS be my baby.
You%26#039;re going to put your eye out with that thing!
Your father is going to hear about this when HE gets home!
You%26#039;re the oldest. You should know better.
All the things our mothers said, I use some to....
Reply:My favorite parenting line is,
%26quot;I%26#039;m not raising me!%26quot;
Whenever my children try that ,%26quot;but you did%26quot; stuff or anything even close to that, that is my regular comment.
They hate it, but it stops the conversation in their tracks.
Reply:i tell my hubby all the time, and i plan on telling my son when he%26#039;s old enough, that %26quot;you better pray that God puts his arm around your shoulder and his hand over your mouth!%26quot;
Reply:the one i always heard the most is %26quot;i brougt you into this world, and i can take you out%26quot;... but that was only when i was REALLY bad
Reply:Parent speaking to parent!!
Nice one
Reply:my dad always said-- if it aint burnin, mom aint cookin
treatment
After going through Lamaze, Leboyer, and La Leche classes with his expectant wife, the proud new father remained by her bedside throughout the labor delivery and wanting to be as sympathetic as possible, he took his wife%26#039;s hand afterward and said emotionally. %26quot;Tell, me how it was, darling, how it actually felt to give birth.%26quot;
%26quot;OK, honey,%26quot; his wife replied. %26quot;Smile as hard as you can.%26quot;
Beaming down at his wife and smile, the man followed her instsuctions. %26quot;That%26#039;s not hard.%26quot;
She continued, %26quot;Now stick a finger in each corner of you mouth.%26quot; He obeyed, smiling broadly. %26quot;Now stretch your lips as far as they%26#039;ll go,%26quot; she went on.
%26quot;Still not to tough.%26quot; he remarked.
%26quot;Right.%26quot; she snapped. %26quot;Now pull them over your head.%26quot;
1. When I forget to go to the grocery store, I will not boil the macaroni necklaces my children made for me in preschool.
2. When I hear one of my children wake in the middle of the night, I will run upstairs to supervise before he relieves himself in the sink and then creeps into the bathtub to return to sleep.
3. I will pack the kids%26#039; lunch boxes the night before so I don%26#039;t throw in a slab of frozen lasagna as they%26#039;re running for the bus. %26quot;It%26#039;ll defrost by lunch. If not, you can suck it like an ice pop.%26quot;
4. I will resist the urge to explain to strangers why my son is wearing winter boots, a bathing suit bottom, and an inside-out and backward pajama top. I will be grateful that he is able to dress himself.
5. I will not tell my children that the Play-Doh dried up just because I don%26#039;t feel like cleaning up after they use it, even though I know it means I%26#039;ll spend the evening harvesting the colored stuff from the carpet fibers, chair cushions and the dog%26#039;s fur.
6. I will always protect the rights of my children, especially their right to remain silent.
7. I will learn to accept the outbursts and tantrums as a part of life. After all, I promised to love my husband for better or worse.
8. When my husband and I go to a restaurant without the kids, I will not roll up his sleeves or move the knives from his reach. I will not accompany him to the bathroom and remind him to wash his hands with soap. If my husband wants dessert at the end of the meal, I will not tell him it depends on his behavior.
9. When I%26#039;m tired of hearing %26quot;mommieeeeee!%26quot; a thousand times each day, I will resist changing my name to %26quot;Please pass the spinach%26quot; or %26quot;TV is boring, I%26#039;d rather read.%26quot;
10. I will develop an ability to have a conversation with an adult that doesn%26#039;t revolve around labor pains or children%26#039;s toilet habits. I will feel comfortable in the silence that ensues when neither of us can think of any other topic to discuss or remember we can always discuss the weather.
11. I will be more flexible about children%26#039;s nutritional requirements by counting the ketchup and green crayon as vegetables.
12. When my children beg for a pet, I will buy them each a hutch for the dust bunnies that have multiplied under their beds. I will let them name each dust bunny.
13. I will count how often I repeat the phrase %26quot;You%26#039;d better listen because I will not repeat myself%26quot;, until my children actually notice that I have spoken. I will not raise my voice until I have said it at least that many times.
14. When my kids are older (at least 50), I will explain why they never have any chocolate candy left after Mommy and Daddy %26quot;check%26quot; their Halloween bags.
15. I will be a good, fair and loving parent to my children. I will provide them with enriching experiences and opportunities. I will give them a solid foundation on which to build a useful life. After all, they may eventually be responsible for choosing a nursing home for me to live out my final days
Best mommy jokes or mommy saying?
A little %26quot;birdy%26quot; told me!
Am I talking to a brick wall?
Are you deaf or something?
Are you lying to me?
As long as you live under my roof, you%26#039;ll do as I say.
Beds are NOT made for jumping on.
Close the door! You don%26#039;t live in a barn.
Do as I say, not as I do.
Don%26#039;t make me get up!
Don%26#039;t sit too close to the television, it%26#039;ll ruin your eyes.
Don%26#039;t talk with your mouth full!
Don%26#039;t walk away when I%26#039;m talking to you!
Eat your vegetables, they%26#039;re good for you.
Enough is enough!
Go play outside! It%26#039;s a beautiful day!
How do you know you don%26#039;t like it if you haven%26#039;t tasted it?
I didn%26#039;t ask who put it there, I said %26quot;Pick it up!%26quot;
I don%26#039;t care what %26quot;everyone%26quot; is doing. I care what YOU are doing!
I hope someday you have children just like you.
If God had wanted you to have holes in your ears (eyebrows, tongue, etc.) He would have put them there!
If it were a snake, it would have bitten you.
If you stick your tongue out again it will fall off.
I%26#039;m doing this for your own good.
I%26#039;m not going to ask you again.
Isn%26#039;t it past your bedtime?
It%26#039;s not that I don%26#039;t trust you, it%26#039;s that I don%26#039;t trust everyone else.
Life isn%26#039;t fair.
Look at me when I%26#039;m talking to you.
No child of MINE would do something like that.
Say that again and I%26#039;ll wash your mouth out with soap.
Shut the door! I%26#039;m not heating (air conditioning) the entire neighborhood!
This hurts me more than it hurts you.
Turn that racket (music) down
What did I say the FIRST time?
What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too?
What part of NO don%26#039;t you understand?
When I was a little girl...
When I was your age, I had to walk ten miles through the snow, uphill, by myself, to go to school.
When you have your own house then you can make the rules!
Who died and left you boss?
You can%26#039;t start the day on an empty stomach.
You don%26#039;t always get what you want. It%26#039;s a hard lesson, but you might as well learn it now.
You have an answer for everything, don%26#039;t you?
You kids are trying to drive me crazy!
You won%26#039;t be happy until you break that, will you?
You%26#039;ll understand when you%26#039;re older.
Always wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident.
Answer me when I ask you a question!
Be good.
Don%26#039;t ask me WHY. The answer is NO.
Don%26#039;t cross your eyes or they%26#039;ll freeze that way.
Don%26#039;t make me come in there!
Go ask your father.
Go to your room and think about what you did!
How can you have nothing to wear? Your closet is FULL of clothes!
How many times do I have to tell you?
I don%26#039;t care who started it, I said stop!
I don%26#039;t know is NOT an answer.
I would have never talked to MY mother like that!
If I want your opinion I%26#039;ll ask for it!
If I%26#039;ve told you once ... I%26#039;ve told you a thousand times.
If you can%26#039;t say something nice, don%26#039;t say anything at all.
If you don%26#039;t clean your plate, you won%26#039;t get any dessert.
I%26#039;ll treat you like an adult when you start acting like one.
I%26#039;m going to give you until the count of three...
It%26#039;s no use crying over spilt milk.
I%26#039;ve had it up to here with you.
Leave your sister (brother) alone!
Never try on anyone else%26#039;s glasses or you%26#039;ll go blind.
Now, say you%26#039;re sorry...and MEAN it!
Someday your face will freeze like that
The apple doesn%26#039;t fall far from the tree.
Think of those poor starving children in India... (or China, or Africa.)
Were you born in a barn? Close the door -- and DON%26#039;T slam it!
When I was your age...
When you have kids of your own you%26#039;ll understand.
Why? Because I SAID so, that%26#039;s why!
You are getting on my last nerve.
You can%26#039;t judge a book by its cover.
You had better wipe that smile off your face before I do it for you.
You just ate an hour ago!
You WILL eat it, and you WILL like it!
You%26#039;d forget your head if it wasn%26#039;t attached to your shoulders!
You will ALWAYS be my baby.
You%26#039;re going to put your eye out with that thing!
Your father is going to hear about this when HE gets home!
You%26#039;re the oldest. You should know better.
All the things our mothers said, I use some to....
Reply:My favorite parenting line is,
%26quot;I%26#039;m not raising me!%26quot;
Whenever my children try that ,%26quot;but you did%26quot; stuff or anything even close to that, that is my regular comment.
They hate it, but it stops the conversation in their tracks.
Reply:i tell my hubby all the time, and i plan on telling my son when he%26#039;s old enough, that %26quot;you better pray that God puts his arm around your shoulder and his hand over your mouth!%26quot;
Reply:the one i always heard the most is %26quot;i brougt you into this world, and i can take you out%26quot;... but that was only when i was REALLY bad
Reply:Parent speaking to parent!!
Nice one
Reply:my dad always said-- if it aint burnin, mom aint cookin
treatment
Baby clothes?
We have hundreds of baby clothes, some never worn, all great condition and good makes, 0-12 months
I can%26#039;t be bothered doing the ebay thing and wondered if any mums or dads have ever sold their children%26#039;s clothes
We thought about a car boot but could do with advice as we have never done anything like this before.
Thanks
Baby clothes?
Ebay isn%26#039;t that difficult to do once you%26#039;re up and running and as long as you sell in bulk.
The NCT normally have local baby sales where you can sell your clothes. Check with your local branch.
Reply:Some Friends of mine get all their Baby clothes at boot sales! They sell a lot too!!
Reply:if you know anyone you know is expecting then you could give the clothes to them, or a charity shop would gladly accept them.
Reply:ebay is easier than a car boot i would have thught but i have seen some sold at car boot best to sell in age bundles, nicest stuff have on show then they draw ppl to ur stall
Reply:How come u got so many clothes!!
What u mean u cant afford to give them away, if u hadnt had bought the clothes in the 1st place u would have had more money, d%26#039;oh!
i think u should give them away actually, the moneys gone forget about the money
Reply:There are generally second hand stores for gently used items exclusively for babies. This is a great way for less fortunate to be able to afford some nice clothes.
Reply:i have 4 children who have cost me a fortune in clothes, and they aren%26#039;t in them that long,so you want to make your money back,if you sell them on ebay buyers think about the postage which makes your item sell for less because they include that in the amount they actually want to spend,if you sell them in your local paper people expect a full bin bag for £15,and when its baby clothes you could fill a years supply of clothes into a bin bag, your best bet is to do a car boot sale,its fun to do,and you%26#039;ll get more for the clothes than you would any other way,
Reply:id have a garage sale or give them to friends
Reply:car boot is good idea but you may want o keep them for the next one!!
Reply:If you do a car boot sale, set your stool out so the clothes are easy to look at. Hanging them would be good, but not always possible. Try and put them in age order so that if people ask what sizes you have they can just go through the right age. What ever ou do don%26#039;t just leave them in piles on the floor as I always walk past these stools.
Reply:Before you sell it all are you sure you will never need it again? If you sell it all now, and you have another baby (planned or unplanned) it will cost you more in the long term if you ever need to buy new again.
Me and my sister pass stuff backwards and forwards to each other all the time as you never know if you will ever need it again. She is on her 3rd baby boy now (unexpectedly!) and hopefully i will be needing it again in the future so she is giving it back to me for storage when she finishes with it.
My friend has been trying to sell job lots on eBay and had quite a lot of trouble and not sold much. Now she%26#039;s selling 2 or 3 items in each bundle and selling more items. It is time consuming but she is making more money that way. Car boot sales are ideal as people without computers are more likely to go to them to buy second hand stuff. I would advise the car boot sale first and then try eBay for the rest
Reply:Have a garage sale.
Reply:yes that%26#039;s a good idea but watch out for the early morning dealers they come buy your things for very little money and sell them for double,mind you people still want things for next to nothing, but you will have a laugh and end up with cash to buy more things with, good luck have a good day.
Reply:put it on craigs list (craigslist.com i think) that%26#039;s a web site like ebay except it%26#039;s free and you advertise to people in your area. They come to you and do a %26quot;cash and carry%26quot; Baby clothes are items that people are always looking for everywhere. I bet you will have a lot of luck there and it%26#039;s just the initial picture and list you have to make. Not much work and no mail involved.
Reply:I took ALL my old baby clothes, toys, books, shoes, bath, moses basket etc to the local charity shop.
They were very much appriciated and it meant others could have nice stuff who wouldn%26#039;t have been able to afford these from the shops.
Reply:save them and give then to other friends that may be prego or giv then to good will or sumthing...but dont give all of then away. keep some for the memories...
Reply:Car Boot Sale sounds good, you just really have to watch people, here in NZ we have garage sales, but if you don%26#039;t have a garage sale, a car port would be good... we have car boot sales, which i always found great,
Reply:craigslist and ebay
Reply:You can try posting it on Craigslist.org or have a garage sale. That%26#039;s what I did!
Reply:I think it%26#039;s a great idea, how about a free ad in the Ad Trader or local paper. Oh and sell the whole lot in bulk!
books b
I can%26#039;t be bothered doing the ebay thing and wondered if any mums or dads have ever sold their children%26#039;s clothes
We thought about a car boot but could do with advice as we have never done anything like this before.
Thanks
Baby clothes?
Ebay isn%26#039;t that difficult to do once you%26#039;re up and running and as long as you sell in bulk.
The NCT normally have local baby sales where you can sell your clothes. Check with your local branch.
Reply:Some Friends of mine get all their Baby clothes at boot sales! They sell a lot too!!
Reply:if you know anyone you know is expecting then you could give the clothes to them, or a charity shop would gladly accept them.
Reply:ebay is easier than a car boot i would have thught but i have seen some sold at car boot best to sell in age bundles, nicest stuff have on show then they draw ppl to ur stall
Reply:How come u got so many clothes!!
What u mean u cant afford to give them away, if u hadnt had bought the clothes in the 1st place u would have had more money, d%26#039;oh!
i think u should give them away actually, the moneys gone forget about the money
Reply:There are generally second hand stores for gently used items exclusively for babies. This is a great way for less fortunate to be able to afford some nice clothes.
Reply:i have 4 children who have cost me a fortune in clothes, and they aren%26#039;t in them that long,so you want to make your money back,if you sell them on ebay buyers think about the postage which makes your item sell for less because they include that in the amount they actually want to spend,if you sell them in your local paper people expect a full bin bag for £15,and when its baby clothes you could fill a years supply of clothes into a bin bag, your best bet is to do a car boot sale,its fun to do,and you%26#039;ll get more for the clothes than you would any other way,
Reply:id have a garage sale or give them to friends
Reply:car boot is good idea but you may want o keep them for the next one!!
Reply:If you do a car boot sale, set your stool out so the clothes are easy to look at. Hanging them would be good, but not always possible. Try and put them in age order so that if people ask what sizes you have they can just go through the right age. What ever ou do don%26#039;t just leave them in piles on the floor as I always walk past these stools.
Reply:Before you sell it all are you sure you will never need it again? If you sell it all now, and you have another baby (planned or unplanned) it will cost you more in the long term if you ever need to buy new again.
Me and my sister pass stuff backwards and forwards to each other all the time as you never know if you will ever need it again. She is on her 3rd baby boy now (unexpectedly!) and hopefully i will be needing it again in the future so she is giving it back to me for storage when she finishes with it.
My friend has been trying to sell job lots on eBay and had quite a lot of trouble and not sold much. Now she%26#039;s selling 2 or 3 items in each bundle and selling more items. It is time consuming but she is making more money that way. Car boot sales are ideal as people without computers are more likely to go to them to buy second hand stuff. I would advise the car boot sale first and then try eBay for the rest
Reply:Have a garage sale.
Reply:yes that%26#039;s a good idea but watch out for the early morning dealers they come buy your things for very little money and sell them for double,mind you people still want things for next to nothing, but you will have a laugh and end up with cash to buy more things with, good luck have a good day.
Reply:put it on craigs list (craigslist.com i think) that%26#039;s a web site like ebay except it%26#039;s free and you advertise to people in your area. They come to you and do a %26quot;cash and carry%26quot; Baby clothes are items that people are always looking for everywhere. I bet you will have a lot of luck there and it%26#039;s just the initial picture and list you have to make. Not much work and no mail involved.
Reply:I took ALL my old baby clothes, toys, books, shoes, bath, moses basket etc to the local charity shop.
They were very much appriciated and it meant others could have nice stuff who wouldn%26#039;t have been able to afford these from the shops.
Reply:save them and give then to other friends that may be prego or giv then to good will or sumthing...but dont give all of then away. keep some for the memories...
Reply:Car Boot Sale sounds good, you just really have to watch people, here in NZ we have garage sales, but if you don%26#039;t have a garage sale, a car port would be good... we have car boot sales, which i always found great,
Reply:craigslist and ebay
Reply:You can try posting it on Craigslist.org or have a garage sale. That%26#039;s what I did!
Reply:I think it%26#039;s a great idea, how about a free ad in the Ad Trader or local paper. Oh and sell the whole lot in bulk!
books b
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